A postcard for rude_not_ginger.
Dear Dad,
I just got back from Trinidy. This is Trinidy from space. Have you ever been? I bet you haven't, because they gave me a terrible time about only having one name. I'm sure if you'd been, they'd probably have declared a planet-wide emergency.
It was brilliant, though! You should find another name and go sometime!
Love,
Jenny Smith