so.

[morethanabean]

i got the job.
i got the job because i'm easy (in the way geena davis was easy with jeff goldblum-- not when he was a fly, but when he was an extraterrestrial).
i hugged my new boss. she went to shake my hand, and i misinterpreted the motion and hugged her.
i hate it when my life parallels friendsbut anyway, YAY! in two weeks, i will be knee-

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[sans_galois]

What's "The GOOD Book-smart"?

[morethanabean]

it's part of this new God kick i'm on.

[sans_galois]

oooh, i get it.

i'm not dumb, i swear