What what what are you wearing?

[boysinperil]

I know this isn't a post-episode discussion time. And it's not Kurt Hummel Wears Clothes time. But niniblack pointed this out to me, and I ask you, ask she asked me: Is he wearing a jumpsuit and a fanny pack?

WHY the obsession with fanny packs, Kurt Elizabeth Hummel? WHY?

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[boysinperil]

I am going to headcanon some story about how he's just finished parachuting into some strife-filled area and freeing the masses, then threw on a jaunty scarf and his trusty fanny pack because he knew he was late helping the girls with their dresses. Then off to sew a quick kilt! All in a day's work for Kurt Elizabeth Hummel.

Or something like that.

[boysinperil]

That's what the kilt is for, tho.

Also? I can't hear penis pouch without bursting into laughter. Like banana hammock.

[eowyn_rain]

Because he's so fabulous, he's the ONLY person who can rock the fanny pack, and make it look like high fashion! =D

[keeper_of_stars]

Icon LOVE!

[eowyn_rain]

Thank you! =D Yours is quite awesome aswell! =D

[keeper_of_stars]

Why thank you! (Favorite Kurt outfit ftw!)

[keeper_of_stars]

Becuase! If he sticks his wallet in his back pocket, that fine behind of his won't look all smooth and shapely. This way... he gets to rock a hideous leather (?) fanny pack AND make his butt look good.

As far as I see it... there is no other explanation.

Unless he's like, hiding holy water to fend off Satan Santana in that thing.

[eowyn_rain]

ALL OF THIS. I agree with you, even on the holy water.

[keeper_of_stars]

:D I bet he even has the holy water in a bedazzled squirt bottle. :P

[eowyn_rain]

*nods* That does sound about right =D

[eyesarmslove]

I honestly thought it was a painting smock!

[byjinder]

I'm going to belief that he was so distracted by prom and the making of his fabulous prom outfit that he didn't have time to give his outfit of the day it's usual creative flair and he was too tired to turn the light on while getting dressed.