“I did not plan for this! I DID NOT PLAN FOR THIS! That weatherman should be dragged into the streets and shot for this!”
Around the corner and down the hallway came Kurt Hummel, practically giving off steam from a combination of red face and damp clothing. He stomped around wandering students until he came to stand in front of Mercedes and Tina, who until that time had been debating at what point facial piercings went from hot to horrifying.
“MIST! The weather said ‘sunny’, not ‘mist and drizzle,” Kurt cried to his friends, “Just look at my hair!” He gestured to where his hair was indeed curling and - could it be - frizzing a little at the ends.
“Where’s your Emergency bag?” Mercedes asked, referring to the bag Kurt carried in case of True Emergency. It contained, among other things, hair products, body lotion, and a sewing kit.
“In my car,” Kurt wailed, “and I caught a ride with Finn this morning! Now what? Please tell me you have something I can use to tame this mess.”
Tina searched her bag and came up with mascara and a blue hair highlighter. Mercedes just shook her head. “Not anything that would work on your hair, Goldilocks.”
Ignoring for a minute that he most definitely was not blond enough to be called Goldilocks, Kurt was struck with inspiration.
“A hat! Please tell me one of you has a fabulous hat to cover this monstrosity?” The hope in his eyes was part adorable and part pathetic. When neither girl could produce a hat, a call went up among the other students. No luck, until…
“Hey, I found this in my locker if you want it,” Puck tossed something pink at Mercedes as he passed them in the hallway.
It was knit. It was pink. It was a beanie. It was…
“This is a nipple hat! I can’t go around with this on my head for the rest of the day!” Kurt looked affronted at the suggestion.
“Where did he even get that and why was it in his locker?” Tina wondered.
All three looked at the hat in Mercedes’ hands. They looked back up at Kurt’s hair.
“You can pull it off.”
“No one will even notice unless they’re looking at you from above.” ________ Kurt wore the nipple beanie and borrowed a pink pin from Rachel to make the whole outfit flow. Oddly enough, it worked. No one noticed that the tip of the hat was just a little oddly shaped. That didn’t stop him from stealing Brittany’s aviator hat as soon as he laid eyes on it in the choir room after school. He didn’t give back the pin.
“I did not plan for this! I DID NOT PLAN FOR THIS! That weatherman should be dragged into the streets and shot for this!”
Around the corner and down the hallway came Kurt Hummel, practically giving off steam from a combination of red face and damp clothing. He stomped around wandering students until he came to stand in front of Mercedes and Tina, who until that time had been debating at what point facial piercings went from hot to horrifying.
“MIST! The weather said ‘sunny’, not ‘mist and drizzle,” Kurt cried to his friends, “Just look at my hair!” He gestured to where his hair was indeed curling and - could it be - frizzing a little at the ends.
“Where’s your Emergency bag?” Mercedes asked, referring to the bag Kurt carried in case of True Emergency. It contained, among other things, hair products, body lotion, and a sewing kit.
“In my car,” Kurt wailed, “and I caught a ride with Finn this morning! Now what? Please tell me you have something I can use to tame this mess.”
Tina searched her bag and came up with mascara and a blue hair highlighter. Mercedes just shook her head. “Not anything that would work on your hair, Goldilocks.”
Ignoring for a minute that he most definitely was not blond enough to be called Goldilocks, Kurt was struck with inspiration.
“A hat! Please tell me one of you has a fabulous hat to cover this monstrosity?” The hope in his eyes was part adorable and part pathetic.
When neither girl could produce a hat, a call went up among the other students. No luck, until…
“Hey, I found this in my locker if you want it,” Puck tossed something pink at Mercedes as he passed them in the hallway.
It was knit. It was pink. It was a beanie. It was…
“This is a nipple hat! I can’t go around with this on my head for the rest of the day!” Kurt looked affronted at the suggestion.
“Where did he even get that and why was it in his locker?” Tina wondered.
All three looked at the hat in Mercedes’ hands. They looked back up at Kurt’s hair.
“You can pull it off.”
“No one will even notice unless they’re looking at you from above.”
________
Kurt wore the nipple beanie and borrowed a pink pin from Rachel to make the whole outfit flow. Oddly enough, it worked. No one noticed that the tip of the hat was just a little oddly shaped. That didn’t stop him from stealing Brittany’s aviator hat as soon as he laid eyes on it in the choir room after school. He didn’t give back the pin.
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^The hat.
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