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[boysinperil]

I'll admit it, I am bereft without your crack and gifs every day. So when niniblack posted the (slightly spoilery) picture under the cut, I had an inspiration:

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[merkintosh]

I know nothing of the iPhone or it's apps, so I'll just name some random crap he might have: the TPain autotune function, the app that identifies songs on the radio, a menstrual calendar to track Mercedes' period for her (she doesn't want it on her phone), the bubble game, and an app that tracks Anne Wintour's daily movements.

The 124 messages are from his new leather daddy friends from the gay bar who keep sending him pictures of their dicks.

[boysinperil]

a menstrual calendar to track Mercedes' period for her (she doesn't want it on her phone)

Also that way he knows when he can and cannot safely call her a technicolor zebra.

[merkintosh]

I wasn't going to say that because it's like two inches away from the danger zone, but I'm sure Kurt appreciates the heads up on when to start stocking up in iron-rich foods at his house. Burt loves it when Mercedes comes over then because that's when he finally gets some steak (if a far smaller portion than he wants).

Who knows, maybe Mercedes is one of those people who actually has a happy period. LOL.

[boysinperil]

It could happen!

[casatthedisco]

I will repeat my theory from Nini's journal: Blaine is kind of fail technologically and he hits enter/send after each word of his 125 word message. I will add though that Kurt's phone has been vibrating in his pocket for half an hour and he thinks Blaine is doing it on purpose.

I'll have to get on the image stuff tomorrow.

[singingrain5]

*snort* This is brilliant.

[casatthedisco]

[boysinperil]

I am so amused by the thought of Blaine doing it on purpose.

[niniblack]

What is that last app on the top row? Is it a compass?

Also, it's apparently 73 degrees in Ohio in November. BRB MOVING THERE NOW.

[boysinperil]

The last one on the top row is the App Store app (how appy!). Sadly, the weather app ALWAYS says 73 degrees; right now when I open mine it's really 45. Hateful thing.

BUT IT'S THE MAGICAL OHIO WHERE IT NEVER SNOWS (UNLESS IT'S FOR ADORABLE HOLIDAY EPISODES) AND CHEERIOS DON'T GET FROSTBITE ON THEIR CRUNCH TOAST!

[niniblack]

THE LEAVES NEVER CHANGE.

Clearly, I am too poor to own an iphone.

[casatthedisco]

It says 73 degrees because Kurt has his location set to Miami or Los Angeles. He used to have it as New York, but that was getting too obvious.

[singingrain5]

Thank GOD I'm not the only one who noticed all the e-mails.

I dunno, I could warm up to the idea that Kurt only really has an iPhone for the massive amounts of music he carries around. Phone-wise, he only wants the basics. Why spend money on Apps when it could go to the latest Marc Jacobs outfit? ;P

[jumblebelle]

I've downloaded 57 apps and I only paid for one of them, I'm so cheap. lol

[svz_insanity]

Ahaha, I just grabbed my own iPod Touch for reference!

I can see him having the Bookworm or Bubbles Free game, something like Free Foodies (grocery list app) or Restaurants Nutrition (has the calories and nutrient content of many restaurants/fast food chains), Gilt/other online sample site app, and maybe something like Free Quotes or "Your Rights" (ACLU laws, United States Constitution, Declaration of Independence). I think there might even be a Sun Tzu's "Art of War" app available...

Disclaimer - I love my iPod Touch and I have 40-something apps on it. Don't judge.

(Also, I could have sworn he traded in his iPhone for a Blackberry a couple episodes ago?)