Via, oh, everyone

[moreteavic]

I saw this over at useless_facts yesterday and I was waiting for it to essplode. It seemed to have the potential. I must say I DO enjoy being stored in an airtight container in the fridge. It's just where I'm most comfortable and content.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Moreteavic!

1. Only one person in two billion will live to be moreteavic.
2. Finding moreteavic on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
3. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Moreteavic', hated moreteavic and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
4. Moreteavic is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
5. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by moreteavic as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
6. The Eskimos have over fifty words for moreteavic.
7. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with moreteavic!
8. You should always store moreteavic in an airtight container in the fridge!
9. Women shoplift four times more frequently than moreteavic.
10. Moreteavic can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.