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A very short and stupid fic inspired by tonight's episode.
Title: Gift
Pairing: Maybe Jez/James
Rating: Teen-ish for sexual reference
Word count: 104
Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional and is in no way intended as a comment on the real people whose public personae have been misappropriated thus. If they do read this for some perverse reason then I hope they have a laugh.
'Morning.'
'Morning May. Happy birthday.'
James blinked in surprise at Jeremy's greeting. They had a fairly strict 'no girly suff like caring' policy, which included remembering birthdays or buying presents that weren't designed to make their challenges harder. 'Thanks mate.' He accepted both the greeting and white envelope Jeremy handed him.
He opened it, ignoring Jeremy's expectant stare. 'This voucher entitles the bear to EITHER: a shag with me wearing the costumes of the bearer's choice, even the tweedy ones with pipes and slippers OR one complete explanation of aircraft production since 1941.'
A crooked grin threatened to split James cheeks. Finally that flipchart would get some action!
Title: Gift
Pairing: Maybe Jez/James
Rating: Teen-ish for sexual reference
Word count: 104
Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional and is in no way intended as a comment on the real people whose public personae have been misappropriated thus. If they do read this for some perverse reason then I hope they have a laugh.
'Morning.'
'Morning May. Happy birthday.'
James blinked in surprise at Jeremy's greeting. They had a fairly strict 'no girly suff like caring' policy, which included remembering birthdays or buying presents that weren't designed to make their challenges harder. 'Thanks mate.' He accepted both the greeting and white envelope Jeremy handed him.
He opened it, ignoring Jeremy's expectant stare. 'This voucher entitles the bear to EITHER: a shag with me wearing the costumes of the bearer's choice, even the tweedy ones with pipes and slippers OR one complete explanation of aircraft production since 1941.'
A crooked grin threatened to split James cheeks. Finally that flipchart would get some action!