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[morecatsplease]

ALASTOR!!!

WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BLOODY CAT WHEN I FIND YOU THERE WILL NOT BE ENOUGH PIECES TO FILL A MATCHBOOK YOU TRAITOROUS VILLAIN!

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[auror_moody]

I AM NOT PARA--PARANOI--PARAOWFUCK.
WHERE IS POTIOn???!
THAT CAT WAS EVILOW.

[aurorkingsley]

MOODY I AM GOING TO FIND YOU AND SO HELP ME YOUR EYE IS GOING TO BE SINKING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE THAMES ALONG WITH BOTH OF YOUR LEGS!

AND YOUR FLASK.

[auror_moody]

ARSEOFFKINGSLEYOW.
IF YOU WEREN'T SO BUSY TRYING TO GET INTO HEROW
PANTS YOU'D SEE IT, TOOOW.
I AM FILLED WITH CRUSHING SHAME I LET YOU PASSYOUROWLSOW.

[aurorkingsley]

Oh ho ho, I were right earlier, weren't I? You ARE jealous!

You silly old man, Petrifying her cat ain't going to get you in nice with the lady.

AND.

#1. I am not trying to get into her pants. I already have gotten into them.

HOWEVER.

#2. This is not the reason I do not think her cats are "Hellbeasts".

BECAUSE.

#3. THEY ARE SODDING CATS YOU STARKING OLD COOT! CATS. NOT HELLBEASTS. INNOCENT, SIMPLE, CATS.

Fer fucks sake. Lay off the drink, would you?

[auror_moody]

DON'T EVENOW
START WITH MEOWFUCK
YOU DON'T BROADCAST OW
THEY ARE HELLBEASTSOW
KINGSLEYYOUBLOODYOW --

AND THAT'S NOT SOMETHIGN I WANT TO BE HEARINGOW.

FUCK THE POTION. FUCK THE BLOODY SODDING POTION.
SOD THE POTION.

[aurorkingsley]

WHAT POTION ARE YOU AFTER YOU BARKING MAD OLD MAN?

[halfwayflown]

Moody, for fuck's sake.

[morecatsplease]

Well said, Xiomara.

[auror_moody]

AND I WILL ROT IN HELL BEFORE
OW
YOU TOUCH MY BLOODY FLASK. OW.

[morecatsplease]

YOU ARE SO BLOODY PARANOID YOU OLD CODGER HURTING A POOR INNOCENT CAT WHO IS NOT EVIL YOU STUPID SOD.

IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOU SO HELP ME MERLIN!!!!

[auror_moody]

ITWASEVILOW.
DIDYOUEVEROW.

SHAVE THE BLOODY THING TO CHECK FOR A DARK -- OWFUCK.
DARK MARK? OW

SNAPE WHERETHEBLOODYFUCK ISTHEFUCKIGNPOTION???

[morecatsplease]

YOU-KNOW-WHO IS NOT MARKING CATS YOU STUPID GIT!

Dear God man, have you taken leave of your senses?

[auror_moody]

WELL YOU WOULD THINK SO ANYWAY. BLOODY GOD.
POTION POTION WHERE IS THE BLOODY POTION??!!!???

AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW ANYWAY
SHAVE THE CAT.

[morecatsplease]

I HOPE JUST TO SPITE YOU HE DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE BLASTED POTION.

AND I'M NOT SHAVING MY CATS TO CHECK FOR DARK MARKS!

[auror_moody]

SHAVE THE CAT
SHAVE THE CAT
SHAVE THE CAT
SHAVE THE CAT

[aurorkingsley]

MOODY WHAT THE FUCK SPELL DID YOU USE ON THIS CAT?

The Restorative draught isn't working and it SHOULD if you used a NORMAL Petrifying spell.

TELL ME WHAT YOU DID RIGHT NOW OR I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER DRINK AGAIN!