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[morecashthanyou]

Public service announcement:

I'm 21 today. Hell yes.

That's all.

Comments

[narcisticmokuba]

You're so damn old. Though I suppose I'll say happy birthday as you're one year closer to death now.

[morecashthanyou]

Fuck you. You're younger than me, but I'm old enough to drink. Legally. By twelve months.

[narcisticmokuba]

There shouldn't be an age put on drinking. Besides, you can easily get around the laws when you're me. Not everyone has a pressing need to do things the legal way.

[morecashthanyou]

Yeah, well, whether there should be an age or not, there is.

And who said I do things the legal way? I can tell you at least stayed out of my desk.

[narcisticmokuba]

I just choose to pretend there isn't one.

Wait, what? You do something not legal? I don't believe it.

[technicolornina]

Believe it. ((OOC: As HorribleDub!Naruto says ^_~)) I know how to let my hair down, as the saying goes.

[narcisticmokuba]

I have to ask, how do you let your hair down?

[morecashthanyou]

As if I'd tell you. You'd probably use it to blackmail me.

[narcisticmokuba]

I won't. It's probably not even bad.

[morecashthanyou]

Just like you weren't going to have sex in my body, right?

[narcisticmokuba]

You made me mad by threatening not to shower and calling me short. I'm not in your body now, and what am I going to take a picture of, huh? Quit being a wimp and just tell me. Unless, of course, there isn't really anything.

[morecashthanyou]

I said I'd take the fucking showers! Jesus!

And you're under five feet, I checked. That's short. 4'10" is considered a midget, you know.

You could take a picture of me smoking. I'm sure the tabloids would love that.

[narcisticmokuba]

But I was still irritated that you weren't planning to in the first place!

Then you can't work a damn tape measure, or you have your Mokuba on th brain, because I haven't gotten a little taller. I'm not some 6' tall person, but I'm not 4'10'', either!

...you smoke? Whe the hell cares if you smoke? Besides that it smells horrible, will make you look like shit, and kills you.

[morecashthanyou]

What the fuck, Mokuba.

I measured you at 5'3". That's only 5" above midget.

Actually, it smells pretty good if it's pure, and it doesn't kill you. Do some research.

[narcisticmokuba]

I like to be clean!

But I'm not a midget, and I'm still growing taller. My height is fine anyway.

What the hell are you talking about? I've been around cigarettes, and believe me, they don't smell good. Though maybe some addicted smoker would find the smell something of beauty.

[morecashthanyou]

I changed my mind, didn't I? Jesus, you're high-strung.

You're short.

Who said I smoke cigarettes? They smell like refried shit.