Egregiously Erroneous Information

[muses_mistress]

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So it begins like this: someone posts a normal question
e.g. - Why does Richard always LEAP into battle?You want to answer with a reason that is not the scientific/true reason but a reason that is silly/amusing/fanciful (hence the erroneous or

Comments

[muses_mistress]

Does it get really hot in Mord'Sith leather?

[endgirl]

No, Mord-Sith wear special cooling packs made of gar blood and ice chips.

Why does Denna like Richard?

why does Denna like Richard

[meridian_rose]

Because of the cute expressions on his face.

Why are Shadrins rare nowadays?

[endgirl]

A contagious wasting disease started in Thryce and swept through their populations.

How can you tell if a wizard is good?

[creativedreamin]

Good wizards love persimmons, evil ones avoid them like the plague.

What is Cara's secret for everlasting eyeliner?

(for a moment there I replied to the previous comment *oops*)