Sep 23, 2009 14:23
no ... not calling anyone a redneck ... well maybe I am.
Maybe, maybe I am ...
drove a doge durango to walmart where i shopped for cold cuts,white sliced bread, cat food and dog food. Checked out prices for new eyeglasses, love the designer options available at wally world. To top it all off, I rocked out to the sounds of Skynard John Cougar M, Molly Hatchet and edgar winters. To top it all off i went there wearing faded jeans, a harley t-shirt a baseball cap and...and ... workboots, while smoking malboro reds. (store all out of mediums)
The insanity was so much, I drove out of the way to a starbucks before coming home and was ubbbber happy to utter the words ...
VENTI ICED BLACK EYE PLEASE