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The Basics
1.Name:
for the purposes of internet anonymity, call me milkfloat :D
2.Age:
the square root of 196 plus two.
3.Gender:
femmel
What’s your ethnicity?
JAG ÄR EN MEDELSVENSSON
teehee, i'm also kinda german.
You
4.What is your preferred position in a band?
SYNTHY-SIZERRRR yes i am aware that there is rarely any synthesizer in death metal music but FUCK THAT
5.What skills or hobbies do you have?
aside from the aformentioned SYNTHY-SIZER, i like biology, retro video games, baking DELICIOUS CAKES, drawing, fucking shit up with my arm cannon whut?, running, /b/-tarding, consuming disturbing amounts of sauerkraut, adventuring, dance-dance-revolution-ing, scowling upon this hostile world with one forbidding eye, Dadaism, wearing the bottoms of my trousers rolled, screenwriting, not sleeping, tech crew-ing, posessing qualities that make my grandma go "SHE'LL BE A LAWYER ONE DAY", hot tubbing, and general audiophilia. like, i am fucking obsessed with music. specifically chiptunes. i also have this really unfortunate tendency to make giant collages that cover entire sections of walls. it's sort of my go-to activity.
6.Do you have an addictive personality?(if so, what kind of things are you addicted to?)
well yeah i mean i think so. any of those activities i just listed? with the exception of perhaps the baking or the running or the trousers? i could neeeeever stop doing them.
for the record, i'm also really into that cran-pomegranate juice.
7.What was your childhood like?
i'm gonna be honest here.
IT SUCKED BALLS.
8.How do you feel children should be raised?
be nice to 'em. and expose them to good art and literature and shit. TEACH THEM LIKE 5 LANGUAGES. TEACH THEM TO PLAY INSTRUMENTS. FAMILIARIZE THEM WITH THE FILM CAREER OF SAMUEL L. JACKSON. be chill about grades. basically just give them a shitton of opportunities so they don't grow up thinking, "man, i wish i could've done that, but it's too late now." AND BE SURE THEY BRUSH THEIR TEETH EVERY DAY.
9.What‘s your point of view on God?
i don't know how i feel about god, but i sure as fuck believe in karma.
10.Do you enjoy being around people?
eh...no. well, certain people.
11.Are you introverted or extroverted?
i'm more enigmatic than anything. i don't fear people, i don't hate them. i just tend to get my kicks in ways that don't involve them.
(BUT psstHEY
when i do make friends, i'm kiiiinda an extrovert. i am what you'd call "a bubbly fellow.")
12.What‘s your self esteem like?
>.> >.> >.>
i sometimes envision myself as a HYPERACTIVE TRAINWRECK HEADING FOR DOOMSVILLE which scares the piss out of me so to cover that up i'm pretty super arrogant. i think. that could be a totally inaccurate analysis....
(THE SURVEY GOES UPHILL FROM HERE. I PROMISE. THOSE ARE JUST MY AWKWARDEST POINTS =_=)
13.How intelligent are you?
i am a bit intelligent. but i'm also what you'd call an "idiot-savant." i'm built to kick ass in very specific areas, and then i sorta flail everywhere else. see, i'm a top-notch musician and artist. BUT THEN I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO UNLOCK A DOOR OR MAKE TOAST OR WALL JUMP IN "SUPER METROID". :3 the simple things in life. it all evens out.
14.How determined/motivated are you?
i'm a closet go-getter. i guess it's the German genes, pshpshpsh. like, all my friends know me as the lazy-ass chick who eats pizza in bed and can't be physically removed from her computer. but goddammit, if i want something, i find a way to make that shit *happen.*
15. Do you like to shop? And secondly, what do you like to shop for?
lately i've been browsing Goodwill for pants and NES cartridges.
AND IF YOU WILL ALLOW ME A POETIC MOMENT:
i like to shop society for new nuclei to pocket and adopt as my own. if that makes any sense. >.<
16. If you were in a metal band, what kind of metal would you play? (ex. Viking metal, Death Metal, Speed metal, black metal, power metal, etc,etc.)
HAPPY HARDCORE METAL bammmmmm :S
17.How do you feel about christain rock?
i mean like. why the fuck is it all so mellow? JESUS WAS A BR00TAL DUDE, imo.
18. Would you consider yourself naïve or innocent?
ahahahahahahaahahaha yes. i'm kind of the definition of naive or innocent, bro.
19.Who's your favorite character and why?
TOKI because OH GOD THE BAWWW FACTOR and uhhh SKWISGAAR because SWEDISH KIDZ YEAHHH REPRESENT and then the two of them together remind me of the Blues Brothers.
20.What do you think about relationships?(both platonic and not)
MAN I LIKE RELATIONSHIPS. i mean i might just be biased because i'm like...in one. but i like them. it's funny because before i was ever in one i was stomping around like RAHH RAHHH RAHH LOVE IS FOR THE WEAK but actually it seems that i was just jealous or convinced i would never get one because MY OPINION COMPLETELY REVERSED.
tis a great bringer of happiness! it feels like you're all linked up with another person and dsdhgfsj CONNECTIONS and then you don't really realize just *how* much you care until one night you're just lying there thinking about your love and then your pillow is soaked in happy tears of joyness.
so yeahhh!
love is COOL. <333 *heart sign with hands*
21.How are you in relationships?(both platonic and not)
Affectionate. for one thing. xD >w<
22.Post a set of lyrics you feel you can relate to:(please list the artist and song title)
I SUPPOSE I'LL POST A MEDLEY
"I PROGRAMMED MY HOME COMPUTER
BEAMED MYSELF INTO THE FUTURE"
--Kraftwerk
"It's alright, Ma, I'm only bleeding"
--Bob Dylan
"It's just a dream he keeps having
And it doesn't seem to mean anything
It's just a dream he keeps having"
--Wilco
23.If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd give myself marketable skills.
24.Your best friend just got together with a total bitch, worse slut ever. Ruins everything. How do you react to this?
Pull him aside and go, "DUDE. YOU'RE TRIPPIN'. STOP TRIPPIN'."
25.If you were one of the seven deadly sins, which would you be?
Wrath. DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE-
let's just say I like to see things through, to the point where justice is delivered, and there are a few major events in my life where THAT SHOULD HAPPEN but THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN and henceforth SECRET RAGE.
26.Are there olives in it?
can there be sauerkraut instead because i REEEEEEALLY enjoy eating sauerkraut. :D
27.How do you explain the dead unicorns?
they were playing robot unicorn attack, of course! but they did not achieve their dreams, to say the least.
28.Would you like to murder? And if so, how would you go about it?
irl? I WOULD NEVER OH GOD. your life is your business, the lives of others are their business. DON'T GO KILLIN PEOPLE NOW.
(psst but in MAGICAL CARTOON AND VIDEOGAME LAND where everyone can respawn and whatnot I WOULD TOTALLY BUST THAT SHIT UP MEGA-MAN STYLE WITH DEM METAL BLADES FUCK YEAHHH)
28. If you were going to eventually become metally insane, what type of mental imperfection would you have?
narcolepsyyyy.
i've got to catch up on my massive sleep deficit somehow or another :3
30.And finally:Which, do you most, can't, the least?
like i'm actually making this face right now yeah