Robots are not to be trusted, douchebags
The Basics
1.Name: Lynne, Queen of the Universe
2.Age: 27
3.Gender: Chick
What’s your ethnicity? White... and why did this get added, when clearly # 4 is under "You"... are... are you racist?
You
4.What is your preferred position in a band? Erm - the only thing I can do is sing. I wish I could play the guitar, but I’m just too busy to learn how
5.What skills or hobbies do you have? Singing, horseback riding, hiking, writing, playing Rock Band
6.Do you have an addictive personality?(if so, what kind of things are you addicted to?) Yes? I mean, there’s certain things I like to do and smoke that I do regularly… see “hobbies” and weed
7.What was your childhood like? Despite being the epitome of teenage angst, I loved my parents and hated my big sister. The love extends to all three now most of the time.
8.How do you feel children should be raised? I eat babies
9.What‘s your point of view on God? There’s a god… or more than one… or something. I mean, how else did the universe get here? Religion can go blow itself.
10.Do you enjoy being around people? 95% of the time yes.
11.Are you introverted or extroverted? Very very extroverted
12.What‘s your self esteem like? Pretty good - I like me just fine, and if you don’t like me, then fuck you, too :D
13.How intelligent are you? Quite. I’m working on a graduate degree. I also appear to have a huge ego based on the past couple of questions. Oops.
14.How determined/motivated are you? I have a tattoo that says “determination” on my shoulder. What do you think?
15. Do you like to shop? And secondly, what do you like to shop for? No. Shopping is hell.
16. If you were in a metal band, what kind of metal would you play? (ex. Viking metal, Death Metal, Speed metal, black metal, power metal, etc,etc.) Melodic Death Metal
17.How do you feel about christain rock? I feel that you don’t know how to spell “Christian”
18. Would you consider yourself naïve or innocent? No. Clueless at times? Yes.
19.Who's your favorite character and why? Toki - I heart Toki angst
20.What do you think about relationships?(both platonic and not) Friendships are lifeblood. Relationships drain the blood from your life. Romance is for douchebags.
21.How are you in relationships?(both platonic and not) I am incredibly loyal to my friends - I would kill or be killed for them.
22.Post a set of lyrics you feel you can relate to:(please list the artist and song title) What? Oh come on! I’m not some whiny kid who spends all of their time going “This band understands meeeeeeeeee!” I do have a huge appreciation for anything Children of Bodom, however. Speed, heavy & complicated riffs, crazy drummer, power bass, and keyboards to complete it all? Yeah, they shout out what I can’t.
23.If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I wouldn’t. If I find something wrong about myself, I fix it. Right now I’m doing just fine.
24.Your best friend just got together with a total bitch, worse slut ever. Ruins everything. How do you react to this? I laugh my ass off at my best friend and mock him endlessly - then I help him torture her when they break up.
25.If you were one of the seven deadly sins, which would you be? Wrath seems rather likely.
26.Are there olives in it? Blacker than the blackest black times infinity olives
27.How do you explain the dead unicorns? I just wanted to pet them!
28.Would you like to murder? And if so, how would you go about it? Can’t think of anyone I want to kill at the moment. I’d find out whatever someone’s greatest fear was, then torture them with that. Their reaction would deem if they live or die.
29. If you were going to eventually become metally insane, what type of mental imperfection would you have? I am METALLY insane! Oh wait, mental? Uhm… I… like… people? That’s kind of insane, if you think about it.
30.And finally:Which, do you most, can't, the least? Whore!
1.Name: Lynne, Queen of the Universe
2.Age: 27
3.Gender: Chick
What’s your ethnicity? White... and why did this get added, when clearly # 4 is under "You"... are... are you racist?
You
4.What is your preferred position in a band? Erm - the only thing I can do is sing. I wish I could play the guitar, but I’m just too busy to learn how
5.What skills or hobbies do you have? Singing, horseback riding, hiking, writing, playing Rock Band
6.Do you have an addictive personality?(if so, what kind of things are you addicted to?) Yes? I mean, there’s certain things I like to do and smoke that I do regularly… see “hobbies” and weed
7.What was your childhood like? Despite being the epitome of teenage angst, I loved my parents and hated my big sister. The love extends to all three now most of the time.
8.How do you feel children should be raised? I eat babies
9.What‘s your point of view on God? There’s a god… or more than one… or something. I mean, how else did the universe get here? Religion can go blow itself.
10.Do you enjoy being around people? 95% of the time yes.
11.Are you introverted or extroverted? Very very extroverted
12.What‘s your self esteem like? Pretty good - I like me just fine, and if you don’t like me, then fuck you, too :D
13.How intelligent are you? Quite. I’m working on a graduate degree. I also appear to have a huge ego based on the past couple of questions. Oops.
14.How determined/motivated are you? I have a tattoo that says “determination” on my shoulder. What do you think?
15. Do you like to shop? And secondly, what do you like to shop for? No. Shopping is hell.
16. If you were in a metal band, what kind of metal would you play? (ex. Viking metal, Death Metal, Speed metal, black metal, power metal, etc,etc.) Melodic Death Metal
17.How do you feel about christain rock? I feel that you don’t know how to spell “Christian”
18. Would you consider yourself naïve or innocent? No. Clueless at times? Yes.
19.Who's your favorite character and why? Toki - I heart Toki angst
20.What do you think about relationships?(both platonic and not) Friendships are lifeblood. Relationships drain the blood from your life. Romance is for douchebags.
21.How are you in relationships?(both platonic and not) I am incredibly loyal to my friends - I would kill or be killed for them.
22.Post a set of lyrics you feel you can relate to:(please list the artist and song title) What? Oh come on! I’m not some whiny kid who spends all of their time going “This band understands meeeeeeeeee!” I do have a huge appreciation for anything Children of Bodom, however. Speed, heavy & complicated riffs, crazy drummer, power bass, and keyboards to complete it all? Yeah, they shout out what I can’t.
23.If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I wouldn’t. If I find something wrong about myself, I fix it. Right now I’m doing just fine.
24.Your best friend just got together with a total bitch, worse slut ever. Ruins everything. How do you react to this? I laugh my ass off at my best friend and mock him endlessly - then I help him torture her when they break up.
25.If you were one of the seven deadly sins, which would you be? Wrath seems rather likely.
26.Are there olives in it? Blacker than the blackest black times infinity olives
27.How do you explain the dead unicorns? I just wanted to pet them!
28.Would you like to murder? And if so, how would you go about it? Can’t think of anyone I want to kill at the moment. I’d find out whatever someone’s greatest fear was, then torture them with that. Their reaction would deem if they live or die.
29. If you were going to eventually become metally insane, what type of mental imperfection would you have? I am METALLY insane! Oh wait, mental? Uhm… I… like… people? That’s kind of insane, if you think about it.
30.And finally:Which, do you most, can't, the least? Whore!