Epic slash filled picspam
Title: The Epic Slash Filled Picspam
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Multiband [Elliot Minor/Empires/Wax On Radio/Bonus Hethertons]
Warnings: Eh. Incest? Not much…
Notes: I was surprised at the lack of slash pics I have. So I’ve changed it to a Jezzyspam and I use my imagination and leave funny comments. And also, DON'T skip the Empires and WoR bits! They will tell you important things about new pretty boys you should listen to! (And Tom is Teddy's bf in gadfly!verse, so READ.)
THOMAS ALFRED CONRAD, DON’T YOU DARE CLICK ON THE LINK. I MEAN IT MISTER! I’M TALKING TO YOU! LEAVE IT!
Elliot Minor
Alex and Ed heading out for a ~romantic drive in the country.
Alex likes bondage.
We’ve interrupted them during a special moment
Alex’s hand. ‘Nuff said.
Can words add to this?
Someone on MySpace reckons this looks like “ed’s just spotted some girls and is trying to impress them. Alex has other ideas.” I personally think it’s a moment of intimacy between two boyfriends =P
Alex wishes you to know who he’s dating. Ed wishes you to know he’s fine with it. Dan wishes you to know he doesn’t have a clue what’s going on.
Seeing these pictures make me wonder why I’m so determined to ship Teddy/Ali.
IT’S A ROMANTIC ICE SKATING DATE AND WE’RE INTURRUPTING IT!
Ignore the random girl. ARMS. BAND ORGY!
If I have to explain this one, please hand your membership card back to minorslash RIGHT NOW.
AND THIS ONE.
They’re in bed. IN BED.
Mm, tongue.
Alex prefers to top.
Drunken date?
I’m actually not sure, but my brain was screaming slash. Alex looks kinda possessive of his boys though.
…
Hi everyone. Notice where Alex’s mouth is. And that’s Ed, right? Or is it some random girl?
Hethertons (I’m going to burn in hell for this. But they did it!)
In a hot tub. With your younger brother. Sans shirts.
THIS IS WHY I CANNOT BE BLAMED FOR THIS. IGNORE THE GIRLS. THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED IN.
Um.
I honestly think Dan’s arm looks like it’s going to pop out of joint any instant now.
Idk. It’s just cute XD
See above.
This is just adorable (: But that’s because I like Teddy’s short hair. HOW DO YOU PULL IT OFF, TEDDY?
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW OLD FREDDIE IS? I thought he was about my age (fifteen-sixteen) but that’s definitely not right… right?
Wax On Radio/Mikey Russell (short lived, damn you MICHAEL!)
Mikey and Dustin. In a bathroom. Together.
HE HAS A HAMMER DOWN HIS BOXERS. A FUCKING HAMMER!
I just like this. Deal!
Mikey being fucked by invisible ghost. THE GUY STANDING ON HIM LOOKS LIKE AL SMITH.
He makes a habit of getting in small enclosed spaces with taller other guys.
Boxers and tummy. Ignore the belt buckle, the actual focus of the picture… MIKEY’S TUMMY.
He let Bob shave his head. HOW DRUNK DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO LET YOUR FRIEND SHAVE YOUR HEAD? *cough*Teddy*cough* Obviously, they’re secret lovers.
Sammy and Bob are obviously tired out. But then I started looking at all the Sammy/Mandie pictures and my heart died.
Actually, my heart died when I realised that Koby had privatised his myspace. And Mikey’s taken them all off again… AND I’M GOING TO DIE. DAMN YOU WAX ON RADIO. PLEASE COME BACK.
Empires fail at being gay. (yes, maybe there are TAI… era pics.)
Sean’s wearing a cowsuit. A COWSUIT, PEOPLE.
I like to think Ryan’s been locked out of the apartment he shared with Tom-and-Sean. For those not familiar with Empires lore, they apparently lived together. Bohemians. In an apartment. With NO heating. Do the math.
Oh boy. I remember wondering about Tom’s sexuality when he was in TAI… THAT’S HOW LONG HE’S BEEN A GAY SPAZZ, BUT I LOVE HIM FOR IT.
(also, completely irrelevant, but I really do think Max and Andrew M from SoCo (A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN JACK’S) look alike XD)
AND WAIT. I DID A SPASTIC PICSPAM ON MY OLD JOURNAL. MIKEY AND TOM PICS!
Or just Sean and Tom cuddling. Told you Empires failed at slash.
I think Butcher/Tom was one of my first OTPs XD
*flails* spazzes! Beautiful gayness!
Pyjamas. Mhm.
Late night pictures and Sean has sex hair. With bonus Tom’s cover up girlfriend!
I just like this picture. Al is smiling and Tom is pretty.
My heart hurts after making this picspam, because it always seems to churn up fresh memories about 504 splitting and Tom being kicked out and blahblahblah. I kinda miss my old fandom.
Dan looks like a hippy, and Teddy looks, to quote Winter in Chicago, “the very epitome of just had sex”. THEY SAY BYE.