Meme Time
First, WITHOUT looking at the questions below, fill in twelve of your characters.
1) Tao Soamoa (D20 Modern), baddest mofo to ever come out of the Nueblos Verdes PD
2) Elizabeth Scottmatter (Ravenloft), kindly cleric of good that goes insane and begins worshipping a demon and committing ritual sacrifice
3) Julian Organna (Star Wars), prince and ladies man scoundrel
4) Damon Jamus (Star Wars), one of a pair of geneticall engineered jedi twins; aka death with a great lightsaber
5) Michael "The Fireman" Edwards (Hunter), vampire hunter who puts crackers and fools in their place
6) Meepo (Sunless Citadel NPC), a cowardly kobold dragon keeper from a mod I ran who sounds a lot like Deekin from Neverwinter Nights
7) Aleron Chevalier (Exalted), noble demigod who had his own kingdom of worshippers and was all kinds of badass with a sword
8) Morgan (Ravenloft), creepy dirgist who wandered around Ravenloft playing music in graveyards
9) Maxwell Kaunitz (Cthulhu), selfishly evil aristocrat that was both leader of the party, yet the most hated person in the group. Almost stopped Nylarthotep...so close.
10) Kane (Ravenloft), paladin of humanism with a grudge against undead
11) Kurusha "Yokosho" Yorimitsu (Ravenloft), samurai from another world who took care of hos lords young son
12) Baron Alastor (Changeling), young handsom unseelie noble who prayed on unwitting young women
1 - Who would make a better college professor, 6 [Meepo] or 11 [Yokosho]? What subjects would they teach?
Meepo never even got an education and he made a pretty bad dragon keeper. If taught anything it would be something like the art of running away. Yokosho was a high-ranking samurai and was thus rather well-educated. He'd either teach Japanese philosophy and poetry or body-guard classes
2 - Do you think 2 [Elizabeth] is hot? How hot?
She may have been attractive before she went crazy, but carving a smile into your own face and ritually scarring yourself to look like a demon do not a beauty make.
3 - 12 [Baron Alastor] sends 8 [Morgan] on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Alastor would send Morgan to someone's wedding or funeral to play his violin so that he could comsume the anguish or fear of the attendees. The fear comes into play when Morgan uses his magic violin and all the ghosts in the area are suddenly visible.
4 - What is or would be 9's [Maxwell's] favorite book?
Machiavelli's The Prince
5 - Would it make more sense for 2 [Elizabeth] to swear loyalty to 6 [Meepo], or the other way around?
The other way around. Meepo is a cringing coward with no strong will of his own. Elizabeth would feel sorry for hims and try to take him in and convert him. Meepo would forever follow around the nice pretty lady
6 - For some reason, 5 [Michael] is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 [Maxwell] or with 10 [Kane]?
Michael would bash Max's head in as soon as he found out what his family was up to. Michael and Kane would get along famously, though, considering how both have their own crusades against the dead. The humanism thing might be a deal breaker for Michael.
7 - 2 [Elisabeth], 7 [Aleron] and 12 [Baron Alastor] have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
I honestly cannot conceive of a conversation that the three of them could have. The only thing they all have in common is that they're nobility. I guess they could talk about peasants or something. As for where they have dinner, it would have to be a five-star restaraunt. Neither Aleron or Alastor would settle for less. It all ends with Elizabeth and Aleron killing Alastor for being a dirty fae, though
8 - 3 [Julian] challenges 10 [Kane] to a duel. What happens?
Kane would kick Julian's ass, but Kane is lawful good and would probably bash Julian in the head until he was unconcious
9 - If 1 [Tao] stole 8's [Morgan] most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Morgan would cast glibness and attempt to pull off the mother of all lies to convice Tao to give it back to him. Unfortunately, Tao is just too badass and would eat Morgan for breakfast for trying to pull one over on him
10 - Suggest a title for a story in which 7 [Aleron] and 12 [Alastor] both attain what they most desire.
The Unconquered Sun's enemies are destroyed and the Exalted are restored to power and Alastor is horribly murdered because he's a dirty fey and he feeds on people's minds and is the embodiment of chaos. You really can't have it both ways, and Aleron is much tougher than Alastor could ever hope to be.
11 - What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 [Damon Janus] and 1 [Tao] to work together?
The Sith are too much for the Jedi and Tao is pulled across space and time to save the universe, because only he could pull it off
12 - If 7 [Baron Alastor] visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Depends on how sulky and manipulative his is. He's kinda sexy, though, but I doubt it would work out in any good way because he'd probably charm me and then enjoy my torment while he played a tease
13 - If you could command 3 [Julian] to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Give me all of his awesome wealth, and or his servant droid.
14 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw pictures of 11 [Yokosho]?
I seriously doubt it
15 - If 2 [Elizabeth] had to choose sides between 4 [Michael] and 5 [Meepo], which would it be?
Michael does fight evil, though a little ruthlessly, but Meepo is adorable and pathetic and hopeless. How could she let Michael bash his head in?
16 - What might 10 [Kane] shout while charging into battle?
Die undead scum!!!
17 - If you chose a song to represent 8 [Morgan], which song would you choose?
Already done. It will always be Danse Macabre
18 - 1 [Tao], 6 [Meepo], and 12 [Baron Alastor] are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Tao...because no gets in the way of a fat man and his food, especially if that fat man is Tao
19 - What might be a good pick-up line for 2 [Elizabeth] to use on 10 [Kane]?
Care to slaughter some undead with me, good sir?
20 - What would 5 [Michael] most likely be arrested for?
Arson, murder, wanton destruction, murder, arson, possession of illegal weaponry, murder
21 - What is 6's [Meepo] secret?
He hates dragons.
22 - If 11 [Yokosho] and 9 [Maxwell] were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Maxwell does not let anyone get the better of him. Besides, Yokosho has to look after thyoung master and Max only looks after himself
23 - If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 [Aleron] or 8 [Morgan]?
Righteous but kind demi-god or creepy violist, that a tough one
24 - If 4 [Damon] gave 10 [Kane] a birthday present, what would s/he be likely to give him/her?
A lightsaber. Then Kane would make it his bonded weapon and give it uber magic undead killing powers.
1) Tao Soamoa (D20 Modern), baddest mofo to ever come out of the Nueblos Verdes PD
2) Elizabeth Scottmatter (Ravenloft), kindly cleric of good that goes insane and begins worshipping a demon and committing ritual sacrifice
3) Julian Organna (Star Wars), prince and ladies man scoundrel
4) Damon Jamus (Star Wars), one of a pair of geneticall engineered jedi twins; aka death with a great lightsaber
5) Michael "The Fireman" Edwards (Hunter), vampire hunter who puts crackers and fools in their place
6) Meepo (Sunless Citadel NPC), a cowardly kobold dragon keeper from a mod I ran who sounds a lot like Deekin from Neverwinter Nights
7) Aleron Chevalier (Exalted), noble demigod who had his own kingdom of worshippers and was all kinds of badass with a sword
8) Morgan (Ravenloft), creepy dirgist who wandered around Ravenloft playing music in graveyards
9) Maxwell Kaunitz (Cthulhu), selfishly evil aristocrat that was both leader of the party, yet the most hated person in the group. Almost stopped Nylarthotep...so close.
10) Kane (Ravenloft), paladin of humanism with a grudge against undead
11) Kurusha "Yokosho" Yorimitsu (Ravenloft), samurai from another world who took care of hos lords young son
12) Baron Alastor (Changeling), young handsom unseelie noble who prayed on unwitting young women
1 - Who would make a better college professor, 6 [Meepo] or 11 [Yokosho]? What subjects would they teach?
Meepo never even got an education and he made a pretty bad dragon keeper. If taught anything it would be something like the art of running away. Yokosho was a high-ranking samurai and was thus rather well-educated. He'd either teach Japanese philosophy and poetry or body-guard classes
2 - Do you think 2 [Elizabeth] is hot? How hot?
She may have been attractive before she went crazy, but carving a smile into your own face and ritually scarring yourself to look like a demon do not a beauty make.
3 - 12 [Baron Alastor] sends 8 [Morgan] on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Alastor would send Morgan to someone's wedding or funeral to play his violin so that he could comsume the anguish or fear of the attendees. The fear comes into play when Morgan uses his magic violin and all the ghosts in the area are suddenly visible.
4 - What is or would be 9's [Maxwell's] favorite book?
Machiavelli's The Prince
5 - Would it make more sense for 2 [Elizabeth] to swear loyalty to 6 [Meepo], or the other way around?
The other way around. Meepo is a cringing coward with no strong will of his own. Elizabeth would feel sorry for hims and try to take him in and convert him. Meepo would forever follow around the nice pretty lady
6 - For some reason, 5 [Michael] is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 [Maxwell] or with 10 [Kane]?
Michael would bash Max's head in as soon as he found out what his family was up to. Michael and Kane would get along famously, though, considering how both have their own crusades against the dead. The humanism thing might be a deal breaker for Michael.
7 - 2 [Elisabeth], 7 [Aleron] and 12 [Baron Alastor] have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
I honestly cannot conceive of a conversation that the three of them could have. The only thing they all have in common is that they're nobility. I guess they could talk about peasants or something. As for where they have dinner, it would have to be a five-star restaraunt. Neither Aleron or Alastor would settle for less. It all ends with Elizabeth and Aleron killing Alastor for being a dirty fae, though
8 - 3 [Julian] challenges 10 [Kane] to a duel. What happens?
Kane would kick Julian's ass, but Kane is lawful good and would probably bash Julian in the head until he was unconcious
9 - If 1 [Tao] stole 8's [Morgan] most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Morgan would cast glibness and attempt to pull off the mother of all lies to convice Tao to give it back to him. Unfortunately, Tao is just too badass and would eat Morgan for breakfast for trying to pull one over on him
10 - Suggest a title for a story in which 7 [Aleron] and 12 [Alastor] both attain what they most desire.
The Unconquered Sun's enemies are destroyed and the Exalted are restored to power and Alastor is horribly murdered because he's a dirty fey and he feeds on people's minds and is the embodiment of chaos. You really can't have it both ways, and Aleron is much tougher than Alastor could ever hope to be.
11 - What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 [Damon Janus] and 1 [Tao] to work together?
The Sith are too much for the Jedi and Tao is pulled across space and time to save the universe, because only he could pull it off
12 - If 7 [Baron Alastor] visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Depends on how sulky and manipulative his is. He's kinda sexy, though, but I doubt it would work out in any good way because he'd probably charm me and then enjoy my torment while he played a tease
13 - If you could command 3 [Julian] to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Give me all of his awesome wealth, and or his servant droid.
14 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw pictures of 11 [Yokosho]?
I seriously doubt it
15 - If 2 [Elizabeth] had to choose sides between 4 [Michael] and 5 [Meepo], which would it be?
Michael does fight evil, though a little ruthlessly, but Meepo is adorable and pathetic and hopeless. How could she let Michael bash his head in?
16 - What might 10 [Kane] shout while charging into battle?
Die undead scum!!!
17 - If you chose a song to represent 8 [Morgan], which song would you choose?
Already done. It will always be Danse Macabre
18 - 1 [Tao], 6 [Meepo], and 12 [Baron Alastor] are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Tao...because no gets in the way of a fat man and his food, especially if that fat man is Tao
19 - What might be a good pick-up line for 2 [Elizabeth] to use on 10 [Kane]?
Care to slaughter some undead with me, good sir?
20 - What would 5 [Michael] most likely be arrested for?
Arson, murder, wanton destruction, murder, arson, possession of illegal weaponry, murder
21 - What is 6's [Meepo] secret?
He hates dragons.
22 - If 11 [Yokosho] and 9 [Maxwell] were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Maxwell does not let anyone get the better of him. Besides, Yokosho has to look after thyoung master and Max only looks after himself
23 - If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 [Aleron] or 8 [Morgan]?
Righteous but kind demi-god or creepy violist, that a tough one
24 - If 4 [Damon] gave 10 [Kane] a birthday present, what would s/he be likely to give him/her?
A lightsaber. Then Kane would make it his bonded weapon and give it uber magic undead killing powers.