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This is why I love sex robots so much. NOT SAFE FOR WORK FFS PEOPLE DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE THINKING AROUND HERE.
Feast your eyes, people, upon Roxxxy. She's a sex robot boasting skin sensors, a speech synthesizer unit and (supposedly) a rudimentry AI. Poking the skin sensors in different bits of Roxxy's terrifying plastic body will, if her creators are to be believed, trigger different bits of pre-programmed speech. (That's if they can make putting your soft bits anywhere near her huge mechanical thighs and oddly bricklike face look a bit more like fun and less like a quick ticket out of the gene pool.)
The idea is that Roxxxy can be given a "personality" of sorts by assigning her different verbal responses. "Wild Wendy" will encourage you to even giddier heights of joyless pseudoporking, "Mature Martha" will teach you a thing or two that could have come in quite handy were there any force in the Universe that could induce a living woman to let you within 500 yards of her gash, while "S&M Sarah" will bring a new dimension to your bitter, weeping ragewanks. Other personalities include "Frigid Farrah" and "Young", neither of whom really bear thinking about.
You will also be able to create your own response sets and share them with other users online, trading snippets of robotic sex talk and custom themes with your fellow doll-shaggers. In the future, instead of screwing with your hot-keys, annoying flatmates will sneakily reprogramme Roxxxy with 1970s feminist polemics, C-3P0 quotes and Classic Nintendo sound samples.
Feast your eyes, people, upon Roxxxy. She's a sex robot boasting skin sensors, a speech synthesizer unit and (supposedly) a rudimentry AI. Poking the skin sensors in different bits of Roxxy's terrifying plastic body will, if her creators are to be believed, trigger different bits of pre-programmed speech. (That's if they can make putting your soft bits anywhere near her huge mechanical thighs and oddly bricklike face look a bit more like fun and less like a quick ticket out of the gene pool.)
The idea is that Roxxxy can be given a "personality" of sorts by assigning her different verbal responses. "Wild Wendy" will encourage you to even giddier heights of joyless pseudoporking, "Mature Martha" will teach you a thing or two that could have come in quite handy were there any force in the Universe that could induce a living woman to let you within 500 yards of her gash, while "S&M Sarah" will bring a new dimension to your bitter, weeping ragewanks. Other personalities include "Frigid Farrah" and "Young", neither of whom really bear thinking about.
You will also be able to create your own response sets and share them with other users online, trading snippets of robotic sex talk and custom themes with your fellow doll-shaggers. In the future, instead of screwing with your hot-keys, annoying flatmates will sneakily reprogramme Roxxxy with 1970s feminist polemics, C-3P0 quotes and Classic Nintendo sound samples.