Today, in reasons I should sleep more
So I have been up since 4am and seeing as how I had so much time on my hands, I figured I could get a little creative with breakfast. Which would normally mean actually making bacon, or perhaps crumpets. Not today. Today my eyes fell on the juicer. The one I've had for 3 years and used twice.
Brilliant, I say. Nothing like fresh juice, right? So I run to the fridge looking for stuff to stick in it. Turns out the fridge is a little on the empty side. No problem, I say, I'll just juice one of everything left.
So it comes out a little sludgy, but I am not to be deterred. Add some Sprite, I tell myself, at least it'll be sparkly sludge.
Yeah, not so much. Now it's burny sludge with that too much baking soda* explode in your mouth quality. After the first 3 mouthfuls, it's not so bad. Kind of spicy cucumber taste with the overwhelming smell of green pepper. I really should have learned my lesson with green stuff. It never works out well.
My ideas are awfulsome!
* Does not contain actual baking soda.
Brilliant, I say. Nothing like fresh juice, right? So I run to the fridge looking for stuff to stick in it. Turns out the fridge is a little on the empty side. No problem, I say, I'll just juice one of everything left.
So it comes out a little sludgy, but I am not to be deterred. Add some Sprite, I tell myself, at least it'll be sparkly sludge.
Yeah, not so much. Now it's burny sludge with that too much baking soda* explode in your mouth quality. After the first 3 mouthfuls, it's not so bad. Kind of spicy cucumber taste with the overwhelming smell of green pepper. I really should have learned my lesson with green stuff. It never works out well.
My ideas are awfulsome!
* Does not contain actual baking soda.