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Before I get any new flatmates, I think it should be mandatory for them to complete an IQ test. Christ, I always seem to end up with the most stupid people. Chris is annoying the fuck out of me at the moment. The story is...
On Saturday night we met him in Northbridge for a few drinks etc. etc. - went home around 1 as I had work the next day. Chris comes home a few hours later with two guys for a threesome, turns his music (I use the term music loosely, it was the most campest house shit ever) on as loud as he could make it, then goes and fucks them in stereo. What really annoys me the most is that he left every single door open, all the lights turned on and the music still going whilst he passed out shagging these two mutants. Am glad no one walking by was smart enough to run in and steal all our stuff, it would've been easy as piss to do. But this isn't the first time he's done this, it seems to happen all the fucking time with him, he never closes any doors or turns anything off, no wonder our power bill is huge. Stupid English bastard.
So in the morning (about 7) whilst him and his slut fucks were all in bed coming down from God knows what, I turned some My Bloody Valentine on as loud as I could. He was so pissed off, it was great. I've decided I do in fact like justice. It may have been nasty of me to do that, but God revenge is sweet :)
At the moment he's too scared to talk to me and keeps sending me SMS's saying sorry. He leaves on Tuesday, he'd had enough chances to learn to close the front and back door and turn off the lights and TV. I think I'll just let him go...
*Is an evil cunt*
On Saturday night we met him in Northbridge for a few drinks etc. etc. - went home around 1 as I had work the next day. Chris comes home a few hours later with two guys for a threesome, turns his music (I use the term music loosely, it was the most campest house shit ever) on as loud as he could make it, then goes and fucks them in stereo. What really annoys me the most is that he left every single door open, all the lights turned on and the music still going whilst he passed out shagging these two mutants. Am glad no one walking by was smart enough to run in and steal all our stuff, it would've been easy as piss to do. But this isn't the first time he's done this, it seems to happen all the fucking time with him, he never closes any doors or turns anything off, no wonder our power bill is huge. Stupid English bastard.
So in the morning (about 7) whilst him and his slut fucks were all in bed coming down from God knows what, I turned some My Bloody Valentine on as loud as I could. He was so pissed off, it was great. I've decided I do in fact like justice. It may have been nasty of me to do that, but God revenge is sweet :)
At the moment he's too scared to talk to me and keeps sending me SMS's saying sorry. He leaves on Tuesday, he'd had enough chances to learn to close the front and back door and turn off the lights and TV. I think I'll just let him go...
*Is an evil cunt*