Stormy's shit talk has been bothering me for a couple days now. Needs to reboot his damn mind.
[5:30:54 AM] morbidraver
;Why is it whenever I get a drink at dollar tree, I pick the can that someone's dropped 666 times and can't even stand up straight cause it's malformed now.
[5:31:46 AM] girthy anus
i bought a bottle of coca cola at the store
[5:31:49 AM] girthy anus
on the wrapper it says
[5:31:53 AM] girthy anus
"suavemente, besame"
[5:33:16 AM] morbidraver
*eyes can* You made it weird for me girthy. How am I gonna drink this now?
[5:33:30 AM] girthy anus
put it in ya butt
[5:33:47 AM] morbidraver
I'm not my brother. It won't fit.
[5:37:33 AM] L
wat
[5:38:06 AM] girthy anus
wat
[5:39:19 AM] juz10
wat
[5:40:23 AM] morbidraver
Did I mention he clogged the toilet again?
[5:40:40 AM] morbidraver
He still hasn't plunged it. it's been three days now.
[5:41:12 AM] cracky 5
you havent used your toliet for 3 days?
[5:41:17 AM] girthy anus
how does one live
[5:41:19 AM] morbidraver
It was only fixed for maybe 2 since the last time he clogged it.
[5:41:27 AM] morbidraver
I gotta go down to the basement now.
[5:41:30 AM] girthy anus
i pee like 10 times a day
[5:41:42 AM] morbidraver
Yes, it is inconvenient.
[5:43:00 AM] morbidraver
What I don't understand is the reason he just up and leaves it that way.
[5:43:31 AM] juz10
toilets clog less if you use the folded squares method as opposed to the wadded handful method
[5:43:31 AM] morbidraver
On the rare occasion I use a broken toilet I stay in the goddamn bathroom till that shit's fixed.
[5:43:36 AM] juz10
teach him how to wipe his ass
[5:44:07 AM] morbidraver
no trust me. it's not the toilet paper. I think he hardly wipes at all.
[5:44:18 AM] morbidraver
You get a clear view of the turd.
[5:44:37 AM] morbidraver
And I hope it's just engorged on water and doesn't come out that size.
[5:44:45 AM] Stormy
HAHAHAH morbid stands there and watches the wendys employee try to suck his shit back out of the toilet with wads of paper
[5:45:05 AM] morbidraver
Sometimes it is literally coke can sized.
[5:45:17 AM] Stormy
"A captain never abandons shop"
[5:45:23 AM] Stormy
*ship
[5:45:40 AM] morbidraver
....Do you ever have anything intelligent to say, Stormy?
[5:45:49 AM] juz10
shit*
[5:45:58 AM] morbidraver
I don't even eat fast food.
[5:46:27 AM] Stormy
are you naturally fat then
[5:46:45 AM] morbidraver
No, I'm fuckin average.
[5:46:54 AM] morbidraver
Thanks for asking.
[5:46:57 AM] juz10
when i was younger we ate at a wendy's and my friend though it was be funny to shit on the floor next to the toilet so he did
[5:47:31 AM] morbidraver
That's not funny. That's malicious and awful.
[5:47:52 AM] juz10
this was sort of a small town place so later we found out that one of the employees had quit because they tried to say he HAD to clean it up
[5:47:58 AM] Stormy
if your friend was morbid he would have stood around and watched the wendys guy pick it up
[5:48:13 AM] opus has signed off.
[5:48:40 AM] juz10
yeah if it was morbid he wouldve stood there proud and either making eye contact with the turd or the employee and then calmly walked out when the deed was done
[5:48:41 AM] morbidraver
That is the fuckdamn opposite of what I'd do.
[5:48:47 AM] juz10
or perhaps ordered more food
[5:48:54 AM] morbidraver
I wouldn't have shat on the floor.
[5:49:04 AM] Stormy
yarg *buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt quack* thems the potty rules on how I was raised -morbid
[5:49:35 AM] morbidraver
I wanna give you a chance Stormy. But I know I'll end up muting you again.
[5:49:40 AM] juz10
ok so morbid what would you have done had you shat on the floor
[5:50:10 AM] morbidraver
Wouldn't have shat on it in the first place cause I'm not a fuckdamn troglodyte.
[5:50:21 AM] Stormy
he would have played hacky sack with it and when he was finished he would have bounced it into the toilet
[5:50:35 AM] juz10
oh yeah but had yu shat on the floor
[5:50:54 AM] juz10
like sure youd never shit on the floor
[5:50:59 AM] juz10
but say youd shat on the floor
[5:51:03 AM] juz10
what would you do
[5:51:29 AM] morbidraver
I suck at hacky sack. I can't even juggle. ...Why is everything you say about me the fuckin opposite?
[5:52:03 AM] Stormy
yeah when you dont use a turd
[5:52:39 AM] Stormy
im going to call you toilet duck like that shit bird on the toilet cleaner bottle
[5:52:42 AM] morbidraver
These mfs talking about hackysack with a turd...jfc
[5:53:21 AM] juz10
you invented it
[5:53:53 AM] juz10
like i literally have never fkn heard of someone doing that before i met you
[5:53:54 AM] juz10
so
[5:54:26 AM] morbidraver
You invented it. Just now. Government has the log on file.
[5:57:05 AM] cracky 5
why do they have that
[5:57:09 AM] cracky 5
are you a f***ing narc
[5:57:11 AM] Stormy
remember when you sang that disgusting song about worms on tinychat with your dramamine addict boyfriend from wonderland when you were edgy goths before you went ftm
[5:57:16 AM] Stormy
and you made .nobodie. leave
[5:57:22 AM] Stormy
because he was like 60
[5:59:34 AM] morbidraver
I'm not Morbid poptart. I'm not trans. I've never used tinychat. Never had a "dramamine addict boyfriend". I wasn't from wonderland. I've never met you before redownloading palace weeks ago.
[5:59:52 AM] morbidraver
I'm kinda getting tired of trying to negate this shit.
[6:00:27 AM] morbidraver
Either you know you're lying, or you're another mentally disabled palace user who refuses to see a doctor.
[6:00:45 AM] juz10
it could easily be both of those things
[6:00:47 AM] morbidraver
Either way, it's like talking to a wall.
[6:00:54 AM] cracky 5
yeah its not an either or situation here
[6:01:04 AM] morbidraver
You're beating a dead horse at this point.
[6:01:14 AM] morbidraver
This isn't trolling anymore.
[6:01:49 AM] Stormy
Because nobody believes me right
[6:02:16 AM] morbidraver
I don't care if they believe you. I get called a lot of shit.
[6:02:30 AM] morbidraver
And most of it's not offensive.
[6:03:14 AM] Stormy
you 100% care about it
[6:03:32 AM] morbidraver
10 years ago trolls were trying to convince everyone I was gay because I'm ace.
[6:03:44 AM] cracky 5
f***ing trolls
[6:04:00 AM] morbidraver
If I were to take that as an insult I wouldn't deserve any of the gay friends I have.
[6:04:19 AM] morbidraver
I currently have at least 3 trans friends I know about.
[6:04:36 AM] morbidraver
The kind of shit you talk is the kind of shit that gets them murdered.
[6:04:46 AM] morbidraver
So maybe put a cork in it, yeah?
[6:07:53 AM] juz10
so youre going to kill stormy because you dont have any genitalia? did i read that right?
[6:08:14 AM] morbidraver
¬_¬
[6:08:36 AM] Stormy
Hahhahahahah you faggot
[6:08:40 AM] morbidraver
I ain't doin this.
[6:09:24 AM] Stormy
what the f***s ace
[6:13:30 AM] juz10
urban dictionary just says its a virgin
[6:13:43 AM] juz10
synonymous
[6:15:44 AM] morbidraver
Nah I'm not a virgin. But I was happier as a virgin.
[6:15:55 AM] baby alien has signed off.
[6:16:39 AM] L
exactly what a virgin would say
[6:17:02 AM] morbidraver
lol Thanks L that made my morning.
[6:17:21 AM] morbidraver
Anyway I got a DR appointment in a few hours and need to shower.
[6:17:38 AM] girthy anus
what if i told you i was a virgin
[6:17:44 AM] iMochi<3
so zootopia was pretty gud mang
[6:17:48 AM] iMochi<3
erryone should watch it
[6:18:58 AM] L
exactly what a furry would say
[6:19:52 AM] iMochi<3
um I'm an incubus tyvm
[6:19:53 AM] juz10
i too am a virgin
[6:20:00 AM] juz10
vriginity all around
[6:21:00 AM] girthy anus
im a copropheliac
[6:21:23 AM] Stormy
It was not good I googled it
[6:21:24 AM] juz10
i went to the im a virgin store and came back with my virginity
[6:21:36 AM] juz10
thanks i was 100% not going to look it up
[6:21:41 AM] girthy anus
LOL
[6:21:50 AM] Stormy
http://ordinary-gentlemen.com/blindedtrials/2016/03/17/zootopia-che-cozz/
[6:21:52 AM] girthy anus
someone who is aroused by poop
[6:22:15 AM] Stormy
Theyre trying to say something
[6:22:33 AM] Stormy
its proof that disney is alive again
[6:22:59 AM] Stormy
They figured out how to bring hsi head back to life probably with stem cells
[6:24:44 AM] iMochi<3
"In this insightful movie about racism and bias, the filmmakers suddenly saw fit to pull out EVERY SINGLE ITALIAN-AMERICAN STEREOTYPE POSSIBLE."
[6:24:48 AM] iMochi<3
CRY SOME MORE
;Why is it whenever I get a drink at dollar tree, I pick the can that someone's dropped 666 times and can't even stand up straight cause it's malformed now.
[5:31:46 AM] girthy anus
i bought a bottle of coca cola at the store
[5:31:49 AM] girthy anus
on the wrapper it says
[5:31:53 AM] girthy anus
"suavemente, besame"
[5:33:16 AM] morbidraver
*eyes can* You made it weird for me girthy. How am I gonna drink this now?
[5:33:30 AM] girthy anus
put it in ya butt
[5:33:47 AM] morbidraver
I'm not my brother. It won't fit.
[5:37:33 AM] L
wat
[5:38:06 AM] girthy anus
wat
[5:39:19 AM] juz10
wat
[5:40:23 AM] morbidraver
Did I mention he clogged the toilet again?
[5:40:40 AM] morbidraver
He still hasn't plunged it. it's been three days now.
[5:41:12 AM] cracky 5
you havent used your toliet for 3 days?
[5:41:17 AM] girthy anus
how does one live
[5:41:19 AM] morbidraver
It was only fixed for maybe 2 since the last time he clogged it.
[5:41:27 AM] morbidraver
I gotta go down to the basement now.
[5:41:30 AM] girthy anus
i pee like 10 times a day
[5:41:42 AM] morbidraver
Yes, it is inconvenient.
[5:43:00 AM] morbidraver
What I don't understand is the reason he just up and leaves it that way.
[5:43:31 AM] juz10
toilets clog less if you use the folded squares method as opposed to the wadded handful method
[5:43:31 AM] morbidraver
On the rare occasion I use a broken toilet I stay in the goddamn bathroom till that shit's fixed.
[5:43:36 AM] juz10
teach him how to wipe his ass
[5:44:07 AM] morbidraver
no trust me. it's not the toilet paper. I think he hardly wipes at all.
[5:44:18 AM] morbidraver
You get a clear view of the turd.
[5:44:37 AM] morbidraver
And I hope it's just engorged on water and doesn't come out that size.
[5:44:45 AM] Stormy
HAHAHAH morbid stands there and watches the wendys employee try to suck his shit back out of the toilet with wads of paper
[5:45:05 AM] morbidraver
Sometimes it is literally coke can sized.
[5:45:17 AM] Stormy
"A captain never abandons shop"
[5:45:23 AM] Stormy
*ship
[5:45:40 AM] morbidraver
....Do you ever have anything intelligent to say, Stormy?
[5:45:49 AM] juz10
shit*
[5:45:58 AM] morbidraver
I don't even eat fast food.
[5:46:27 AM] Stormy
are you naturally fat then
[5:46:45 AM] morbidraver
No, I'm fuckin average.
[5:46:54 AM] morbidraver
Thanks for asking.
[5:46:57 AM] juz10
when i was younger we ate at a wendy's and my friend though it was be funny to shit on the floor next to the toilet so he did
[5:47:31 AM] morbidraver
That's not funny. That's malicious and awful.
[5:47:52 AM] juz10
this was sort of a small town place so later we found out that one of the employees had quit because they tried to say he HAD to clean it up
[5:47:58 AM] Stormy
if your friend was morbid he would have stood around and watched the wendys guy pick it up
[5:48:13 AM] opus has signed off.
[5:48:40 AM] juz10
yeah if it was morbid he wouldve stood there proud and either making eye contact with the turd or the employee and then calmly walked out when the deed was done
[5:48:41 AM] morbidraver
That is the fuckdamn opposite of what I'd do.
[5:48:47 AM] juz10
or perhaps ordered more food
[5:48:54 AM] morbidraver
I wouldn't have shat on the floor.
[5:49:04 AM] Stormy
yarg *buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt quack* thems the potty rules on how I was raised -morbid
[5:49:35 AM] morbidraver
I wanna give you a chance Stormy. But I know I'll end up muting you again.
[5:49:40 AM] juz10
ok so morbid what would you have done had you shat on the floor
[5:50:10 AM] morbidraver
Wouldn't have shat on it in the first place cause I'm not a fuckdamn troglodyte.
[5:50:21 AM] Stormy
he would have played hacky sack with it and when he was finished he would have bounced it into the toilet
[5:50:35 AM] juz10
oh yeah but had yu shat on the floor
[5:50:54 AM] juz10
like sure youd never shit on the floor
[5:50:59 AM] juz10
but say youd shat on the floor
[5:51:03 AM] juz10
what would you do
[5:51:29 AM] morbidraver
I suck at hacky sack. I can't even juggle. ...Why is everything you say about me the fuckin opposite?
[5:52:03 AM] Stormy
yeah when you dont use a turd
[5:52:39 AM] Stormy
im going to call you toilet duck like that shit bird on the toilet cleaner bottle
[5:52:42 AM] morbidraver
These mfs talking about hackysack with a turd...jfc
[5:53:21 AM] juz10
you invented it
[5:53:53 AM] juz10
like i literally have never fkn heard of someone doing that before i met you
[5:53:54 AM] juz10
so
[5:54:26 AM] morbidraver
You invented it. Just now. Government has the log on file.
[5:57:05 AM] cracky 5
why do they have that
[5:57:09 AM] cracky 5
are you a f***ing narc
[5:57:11 AM] Stormy
remember when you sang that disgusting song about worms on tinychat with your dramamine addict boyfriend from wonderland when you were edgy goths before you went ftm
[5:57:16 AM] Stormy
and you made .nobodie. leave
[5:57:22 AM] Stormy
because he was like 60
[5:59:34 AM] morbidraver
I'm not Morbid poptart. I'm not trans. I've never used tinychat. Never had a "dramamine addict boyfriend". I wasn't from wonderland. I've never met you before redownloading palace weeks ago.
[5:59:52 AM] morbidraver
I'm kinda getting tired of trying to negate this shit.
[6:00:27 AM] morbidraver
Either you know you're lying, or you're another mentally disabled palace user who refuses to see a doctor.
[6:00:45 AM] juz10
it could easily be both of those things
[6:00:47 AM] morbidraver
Either way, it's like talking to a wall.
[6:00:54 AM] cracky 5
yeah its not an either or situation here
[6:01:04 AM] morbidraver
You're beating a dead horse at this point.
[6:01:14 AM] morbidraver
This isn't trolling anymore.
[6:01:49 AM] Stormy
Because nobody believes me right
[6:02:16 AM] morbidraver
I don't care if they believe you. I get called a lot of shit.
[6:02:30 AM] morbidraver
And most of it's not offensive.
[6:03:14 AM] Stormy
you 100% care about it
[6:03:32 AM] morbidraver
10 years ago trolls were trying to convince everyone I was gay because I'm ace.
[6:03:44 AM] cracky 5
f***ing trolls
[6:04:00 AM] morbidraver
If I were to take that as an insult I wouldn't deserve any of the gay friends I have.
[6:04:19 AM] morbidraver
I currently have at least 3 trans friends I know about.
[6:04:36 AM] morbidraver
The kind of shit you talk is the kind of shit that gets them murdered.
[6:04:46 AM] morbidraver
So maybe put a cork in it, yeah?
[6:07:53 AM] juz10
so youre going to kill stormy because you dont have any genitalia? did i read that right?
[6:08:14 AM] morbidraver
¬_¬
[6:08:36 AM] Stormy
Hahhahahahah you faggot
[6:08:40 AM] morbidraver
I ain't doin this.
[6:09:24 AM] Stormy
what the f***s ace
[6:13:30 AM] juz10
urban dictionary just says its a virgin
[6:13:43 AM] juz10
synonymous
[6:15:44 AM] morbidraver
Nah I'm not a virgin. But I was happier as a virgin.
[6:15:55 AM] baby alien has signed off.
[6:16:39 AM] L
exactly what a virgin would say
[6:17:02 AM] morbidraver
lol Thanks L that made my morning.
[6:17:21 AM] morbidraver
Anyway I got a DR appointment in a few hours and need to shower.
[6:17:38 AM] girthy anus
what if i told you i was a virgin
[6:17:44 AM] iMochi<3
so zootopia was pretty gud mang
[6:17:48 AM] iMochi<3
erryone should watch it
[6:18:58 AM] L
exactly what a furry would say
[6:19:52 AM] iMochi<3
um I'm an incubus tyvm
[6:19:53 AM] juz10
i too am a virgin
[6:20:00 AM] juz10
vriginity all around
[6:21:00 AM] girthy anus
im a copropheliac
[6:21:23 AM] Stormy
It was not good I googled it
[6:21:24 AM] juz10
i went to the im a virgin store and came back with my virginity
[6:21:36 AM] juz10
thanks i was 100% not going to look it up
[6:21:41 AM] girthy anus
LOL
[6:21:50 AM] Stormy
http://ordinary-gentlemen.com/blindedtrials/2016/03/17/zootopia-che-cozz/
[6:21:52 AM] girthy anus
someone who is aroused by poop
[6:22:15 AM] Stormy
Theyre trying to say something
[6:22:33 AM] Stormy
its proof that disney is alive again
[6:22:59 AM] Stormy
They figured out how to bring hsi head back to life probably with stem cells
[6:24:44 AM] iMochi<3
"In this insightful movie about racism and bias, the filmmakers suddenly saw fit to pull out EVERY SINGLE ITALIAN-AMERICAN STEREOTYPE POSSIBLE."
[6:24:48 AM] iMochi<3
CRY SOME MORE