Insanity

[morbidmythology]

So I've spent the last few weeks being really crazy, which isn't so fun. I managed last week to get my attention span down to about 15 minutes. Not so good for doing assignments. But now I have a plan.

Part 1- Stop living with parents.

Going back to my parents place after the whole eviction mess has contributed to the crazy. Hence not living with my parents will make me less crazy. And I may *bashes wood with sledgehammer* have a place to move in to that isn't too expensive and has nice shiny crazy-but-not-in-the-parent-way people living there.

Part 2- Punch another hole in my ear.

I've just done this one. Shiny shiny metal. The theory is that taking care of the piercing will make me less crazy, by making me look after myself more. Really, it just distracts from the angst because I stand looking at it in the mirror. So shiny. So vain.

Part 3- Stop living with my parents.

Seriously. They're fucking nuts.

Part 4- Eat better blah drink less blah killing spree blah.

Here is lumped all the miscellanous parts of the plan that probably won't actually happen.

There was more, but I really can't be bothered it all down. People don't really need to be bothered with all the existential foulness. To the mirror!