drawing on napkins is cool
'A Day In The Life of Michelle' by Crystal
[this really does happen to me everyday.]
1. Michelle has big boobs jammed under her arms + no hair. [just like the real me]
2. Michelle steps on a rake [while raking poop] + gets whacked in the head.
3. "Oooh, that hurt."
4. Michelle goes down!
5. Michelle lands on a pile of poop.
6. Michelle stands up, the poop follows..you can figure out the next part.