May 10, 2004 16:29
Name:Deborah
Nicknames:Deb, Debby, Betty , Bob
names:thegreatschism03
Age:16...17 in 9 days
Sex: i got a twat so figure it out
Date of birth: May 19, 1987
Date of death: ...someday soon
Zodiac sign:Taurus
Grade:10 1/2
School:Neshaminy
Location:Levittown
Height:5'8
Hair color: Redish something with blonde roots
Eye color:Brown with a freckle in it
Hobbies: Being fucked in the ass constantly
G/f or b/f: dating myself
Virgin: as of now...i wish
The last song you listened to: bullet with butterfly wings
Occupation: Paper girl - oh so kewl
Band: marilyn Manson, tool, apc, HIM
Song: Circle of fear - HIM
Color: black and blue
Person: squish, mandy and greg
Are you any of the following...Gay, Bisexual, Hermaphrodite, and thing nasty like that: Bisexual...yea cause i am nasty
If you are why, and yuck: cause i'm skippy kewl like that
How many parents do you have:2
How many grandparents:10
Did you ever try to light their bed on fire while they were sleeping: making sure it's flame retardent...i love you mandy
If you answered no....why the hell not: duno why someone wouldn't
Are you a supporter of George W. Bush: lol....lick my ass
If you answered yes (LMFAO) why: we all do coke off the back of my ass...duno where that came from
Would you have been a supporter of Al Gore: he's an cock muffin
Do you love Bob Dole: hellz yea, he is my baby
Yea you do, stop denying:he is the hottest 90 yr old man on viagra i've ever seen in my life
Is you'r idea of going out to dinner (with you'r b/f or g/f) buying a happy meal: i don't like mcdonalds
Did you just answered no, you lying cheap bastard: ...caught me
Does you'r toe hurt: just a wee bit...i think i've got cancer
Do you listen to "pop" music (or so they call it) : oh yes
If so why in hell would you multilate you'r ears like that: because i wanna be kewl like all of the other holister wearing fags
If you choose not to be gay and don't listen to "pop", then what kind of music do you listen to: shock rock,goth rock, rock, classic rock alternative classical...whatever
Are you like me and have a reoccurring dream that you are going to get hit by a SEPTA bus: lol....that is some f-ed up shit man
Are you like some people and believe that reoccurring dreams come true: ...eh
Are you like me and think that we should all boycott SEPTA before I get hit: yes....everyone hopes i get hit though. so it's them against me
Do you think "The Beatles" have awesome music: damn straight homeslice
Do you think that all people that just answered no that that question should be beaten and burned at a cross: yesm
Did you ever listen to KoRn backwards while listening to a spanish soap: only when i have my thumb in my ass
Did you ever consider it: yesm i have
Are you considering it now: i'm just turned on the spanish channel
Are you sick and perverted and proud of it: ....i can't hide what i am
If you answered yes (I am proud of you) why: because santa bit my toes off
Did you ever notice you'rself checking out you'r dad's ass: CHRIST NO!
Are you lying: ...yes
Do you believe that little green men can land in you'r head and make you free the kangaroo's: i was gang banged by kangaroos. keep the fuckers locked up
Is you'r mom big and hairy: yes, but people still give her money for picture of her hairy feet porno
Are you not sure you'r mom is a woman: let me check.
What do you wish you looked like: angelina jolie
Do you want to die: no
Have you ever tried: yes
Do you think people that commit suicide are pathetic: in a way i admire them for finding a way out. in a way i hate them
Do you know the real meaning of the word "fuck": yesm i do...Fornication Under Consent of King
Are you straight, but wish you were gay so that you could screw Talena from kittie: i already had her, not as good as she looks
Do you believe in Canadians: no, it's a conspiracy
Would you rape your pet cat for $500: my neighbors cat is better looking
Do you believe lying is bad: sometimes
Would you let some old guy beat you with a stick for $100: if he gave me a cookie too
Are you often called a fag: not recently
Is it true: maybe
Are you lying: yes
Do you masterbate: every time my hand is free
Did you ever push you'r sister down the stairs and blame it on the dog you don't have: occasionally
Did you get pissed of when willow turned gay on "buffy the vampire slayer": no i pissed on her
Did you get excited (you sick bastard) : oh hell yea
Did you ever try to lick a snail: yes, then i stuck in a ducks ass
Do you ride up and down escalators for fun: always
Do you worship nike squirrles: i built a church out of cracker jack boxes for them
Do you believe in soap and water: only on fridays
do you believe that when you put the two together miracles can happen: i can walk on water.
If you had AIDS would you purposely have sex with as many people as possible: yes,they need to die
Fav. TV show: mad tv
Channel: 36 & 58
Music video: NiN, Manson, tool, apc
Sport: pickin my nose
Is your name Betty: Yes, betty smurf
Don't you wish it was: it isnt??
Am I the only one in the world that would rape Kurt Cobain's dead body (if he wasn't cremated): i'm sure necros would like it
Do you love Goliath: not really
Do you think my b/f is hot: what boyfriend
Yea, ya do (it's ok, so do I): no no i dont
If you had to commit suicide how would you do it (not to encourage this or anything): make someone drive a car really fast then stick my head out and get decapitated by a cow mailbox
Do you buy your clothes at Walmart: i shall blow them up...it's a cult just like holister
Do you want to be a "Toys R us" kid: i am
Do you agree with the fact that you're pretty gay: yesm
Did you know I love you'r mom: she's fury
Are you a crazy psychopathic bitch: they say so
Do you wish you could fuck Capt. Kangaroo: i have.
Do you think Ronald McDonald is hot as hell: i love the yellow jump suit
Do you know why Curious George isn't curious any more: cause he spent a day with me.
Do you believe raping monkeys is wrong: no, it isnt at all
How many bowls could you smoke with a 1lb bag of weed: too many