Geena's got a hoe
The Long Awaited Chapter 5!!!
Chapter 5
They walked and walked and then Jesy Tripped. And it was on a nut. She looked up and saw a lady in an apron and a bad wig. With a hoe in her hand.
"WASSAUP BIZNITCH?" The lady spoke with a lisp.
"We don’t really know lady" Jesy Tried to say without having a giggle fest, because Only Satan has a lisp.
Claire pushed Jesy out of the way and started conversing.
“Listen up Biznitch! We come all the daaaaaang way here just to listen to you and your daaaaaang lisp? Get rid of that thingy and well talk some talk and walk the walk girly.” She reached into her pocket and pulled out a beany which she had stolen from John earlier that day.
“OOOOH NOOOOssss YOUssss DIIIIIDNTssssss! You better thinsss whosss yousss talkessss toossss” The lady with the hoe said. She raised her Hoe and was about to attack Jesy, because Jesy is an ATACKABLE girly. But Then Jesy ducked and ran away because she had to pee. So the Hoe came swinging at Claire instead. But out of NOWHERE a flying thingy came flying, cause that’s what they do.
“CHEEP CHEEP CHEEEP CHEEEP CHEEP CHEEP!” And it was HABAJO! The Squirell! From before, that is for you people out there who have ADD and suck because they cant remember a daaaaaaang thing! Or as Riley would say… MR (or MS) IhaveaddsoidonthavetolistentoyoucauseitsnotgonnadomeanygoodcauseisuckatlifeandimemoandthatmakesmesuckmorecauseimonlygoodatbeingawhinningpiecesofADDcrapperson?
Which translates out to being… MR (or MS) I have add so I don’t have to listen to you cause its not gonna do me any good cause I suck at life and I’m emo and that makes me suck more cause I’m only good at being a whining piece of ADD crap person? BUT BACK TO THE STORY!
Habajo came flying out of nowhere and attacked the lady with the:
Wig
Lisp
Hoe
And other things I’m not gonna mention
The lady got up and was crying. At this time her wig also fell off and revealed hair that is short and goldenish and is rather pretty.
“Waaaah I didn’t want to get hurt I just wanted to be loved and I just wanted to get rid of these!” She showed Claire and Habajo…Herpies, which she had freshly gotten that morning. “I don’t like pumpkin Pies! Oh and my name is Beena, I like nuts, they Crack me up and Break my heart.”
“Well I know what you can do with those…pies.”
Claire then whispered something to the nut lady with the bad wig. The lady went running away then tripped, on a nut. Jesy, Habajo, and Bave came up to Claire and asked her what she told the nutty lady with the hoe.
“I told her what to do with the pies, nothing else! And its not Claire anymore, its Claireiznitch. You’d better RECOGNIZE!”
Later in another part of the board, The Beena with a hoe was spotted sneaking up on Bile and sculpting a new head out of her-pies. So now Bile is called Her-pies-Bile.
Chapter 5
They walked and walked and then Jesy Tripped. And it was on a nut. She looked up and saw a lady in an apron and a bad wig. With a hoe in her hand.
"WASSAUP BIZNITCH?" The lady spoke with a lisp.
"We don’t really know lady" Jesy Tried to say without having a giggle fest, because Only Satan has a lisp.
Claire pushed Jesy out of the way and started conversing.
“Listen up Biznitch! We come all the daaaaaang way here just to listen to you and your daaaaaang lisp? Get rid of that thingy and well talk some talk and walk the walk girly.” She reached into her pocket and pulled out a beany which she had stolen from John earlier that day.
“OOOOH NOOOOssss YOUssss DIIIIIDNTssssss! You better thinsss whosss yousss talkessss toossss” The lady with the hoe said. She raised her Hoe and was about to attack Jesy, because Jesy is an ATACKABLE girly. But Then Jesy ducked and ran away because she had to pee. So the Hoe came swinging at Claire instead. But out of NOWHERE a flying thingy came flying, cause that’s what they do.
“CHEEP CHEEP CHEEEP CHEEEP CHEEP CHEEP!” And it was HABAJO! The Squirell! From before, that is for you people out there who have ADD and suck because they cant remember a daaaaaaang thing! Or as Riley would say… MR (or MS) IhaveaddsoidonthavetolistentoyoucauseitsnotgonnadomeanygoodcauseisuckatlifeandimemoandthatmakesmesuckmorecauseimonlygoodatbeingawhinningpiecesofADDcrapperson?
Which translates out to being… MR (or MS) I have add so I don’t have to listen to you cause its not gonna do me any good cause I suck at life and I’m emo and that makes me suck more cause I’m only good at being a whining piece of ADD crap person? BUT BACK TO THE STORY!
Habajo came flying out of nowhere and attacked the lady with the:
Wig
Lisp
Hoe
And other things I’m not gonna mention
The lady got up and was crying. At this time her wig also fell off and revealed hair that is short and goldenish and is rather pretty.
“Waaaah I didn’t want to get hurt I just wanted to be loved and I just wanted to get rid of these!” She showed Claire and Habajo…Herpies, which she had freshly gotten that morning. “I don’t like pumpkin Pies! Oh and my name is Beena, I like nuts, they Crack me up and Break my heart.”
“Well I know what you can do with those…pies.”
Claire then whispered something to the nut lady with the bad wig. The lady went running away then tripped, on a nut. Jesy, Habajo, and Bave came up to Claire and asked her what she told the nutty lady with the hoe.
“I told her what to do with the pies, nothing else! And its not Claire anymore, its Claireiznitch. You’d better RECOGNIZE!”
Later in another part of the board, The Beena with a hoe was spotted sneaking up on Bile and sculpting a new head out of her-pies. So now Bile is called Her-pies-Bile.