Wheeeee
I have a paper due Wed and I couldn't get anything done on it all weekend. I'll have to be in SuperPanicMode to do so. You know, what happens when you eat the SuperPanic Mushroom? And then you can stomp on all the crazy little Koopas and Goombas.
I blame the Rockies. Oh god, the heartbreak....and now the Sox fans are going to absofuckinglutely insufferable.
But basically right now I don't give a flying fuck about how the Orion vehicle was developed, even though I have an Orion pin on my backpack. I'm also running out of room on my water bottle to put NASA mission stickers. I think I'll start having to put them on Sparky. Or Toby. Or hell, both.
I really hope the NASA's Constellation project opens up new jobs in my work area. Jobs that want to hire me. If I get a kick ass job with Lockheed, or Raytheon, or anywhere else, one of the first gizmos I'm gonna buy is a Wii. Then Super Paper Mario 3D, Twilight Princess, and Wii Sports. Then I'm going to lure a guy back to my place with the promise of Wii Bowling and seduce him from there, because I need to get laid.
Xposted with my lj, because teh Shlee is on there and its not like any of you care anyway.
Survey stolen from Mags!
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I lead a very collegiate life and, as such, don't have a closet.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Yes. 'Cause I'm pretty broke.
3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
If by "it" you are referring to running a gambling parlor for state senators, then no.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I only steal hearts, thank you.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
No. Scruffy little bastards get everywhere.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Cutting out coupons is for old folks who actually subscribe to newspapers.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Gonna have to go with rampaging waterbuffalo on this one.
8. Do you have freckles?
Freckles was the horsie I used to ride when I was a kid.
9. Do you always smile for picture?
Depends. Facebook/Myspace? No. Not trendy enough.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Dolphins
11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Um, we abuse our heating privledges, so I sleep on the sheets a lot...
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
How I didn't develop full-blown OCD I will never understand.
13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
I have peed in the woods and, unfortunately, witnessed others doing the same.
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Which frame of reference has no music? Hmm?
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
It's a decently bad idea to borrow a pen from me.
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
See the prior "need to get laid" comment.
17. What size is your bed?
It's a hypercube, so I don't really know.
18. What is your "Song of the week"?
That ridiculously inspiring music Fox played before each Series game.
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Only if it's ok for me to be a rocket scientist.
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
Futurama FTW!
21. Whats your least favorite movie?
Oldboy. Well done but what a mindfuck.
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
The basement of the engineering library, as long as they were watertight.
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Whatever's easiest. I miss having nonfrozen milk.
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
24k gold.
25. What is your favorite food/ cuisine?
Free. Is that a genre of cuisine?
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
I'm holding a lightsaber in my profile pic. Guess.
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
A Death Eater. Explains a lot, doesn't it.
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
No. As Rachel says, I'm related to guys. Sooner or later everyone will find out.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I need to write my Nana, because her hearing's gone to shit.
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
In theory, I earned the Girl Scout car badge. In reality, that was like a bazillion years ago and now know far more practical things, like Linux.
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No, because I go faster than the speed of light, so radar can't catch me.
33. Ran out of gas?
Only hyperdrive coolant.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?:
This sounds so dirty to me.
35 Best thing to eat for breakfast?
The souls of small children and jam.
36. What is your usual bedtime?
Ugh. Anywhere between 1-4. Though I'm up late tonight because I'm just a dumbass.
37. Are you lazy?
I haven't gone to the Rec in a week. = [
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Whatever fit over a winter coat.
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
I don't know what vauge bullshit label I am.
40. How many languages can you speak?
Well? Or enough to provoke the "Aww, look at her try!" reaction?
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
None that I pay for.
42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legoland has convinced me.
43. Are you stubborn?
My stubborness is why I'm a math major now. Hah.
44. Who is better...Leno or Lettermen?
Lenno my Leggo?
45. Ever watch soap operas?
I'd rather gouge out my eyes with a free AOL CD.
46. Afraid of heights?
Only of falling.
47. Sing in the car?
No, because in the cars where singing is OK, it's usually Wicked. So I just roll my eyes.
48. Dance in the shower?
The Happywarm dance is a dance only a few priveledged will ever get to see.
49. Dance in the car?
Swervetacular!
50. Ever used a gun?
Only the toy kind.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer
A real one? Um. Senior pictures in highschool.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
It's why musicals are only native to Wisconsin.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
Not really. Trying to get through 3" of snow from Denver - Chicago? When it starts snowing as the plane pulls up to the gate? And the stranded people just break out crying again? A little.
54. Ever eat a pirogie?
Starch wrapped in starch? Sign me up.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Astronaut ballerina. I was an ambitious kid.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe people are ridiculously easily susceptible to be spooked.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Only because there's a glitch in the Matrix.
59. Take a vitamin daily?
I try, but damn I hate horsepills.
60. Wear slippers?
Barefoot FTW
61. Wear a bath robe?
No. Towels are good enough for me, Mr. Fancypants.
62. What do you wear to bed?
+++CARRIER LOST+++
63. First concert?
You mean only concert, right? Unless the Academy of St. Martin in the Fields counts. But I doubt it.
64. Wal-mart, Target or K-mart?
Target. The pharmacist knows me by name, which can't be beat, really.
65. Nike or Adidas?
Which one is cheaper?
66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheezits. MMM.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Pumpkin seeds. Damn you Erin!
68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?
Is this some sly regional test?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Hahahahaha...I don't have funtional knees anymore. *weeps*
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Rocket Scientist. I'm only in this major to snag some hotshot scientist, obviously.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
So can Dad, though he refused to say he could and thus fucked up my 10th grade genetics report.
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
No, because I have Dad's spelling abilities. I invite all of you reading this to turn in policy homeworks referring to the Rebuplican party.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No. I laugh.
74. Own any record albums?
Thanks to Aunt Ellen, I have The Empire Strikes Back on vinyl.
75. Own a record player?
Empire plays awesomely on my Fisher-Price record player. Really. I'm not shitting.
76. Regularly burn incense?
Do I look like a dirty fucking hippie to you?
77. Ever been in love?
Love, IL is a small little town.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Teh Fighters of teh Foo.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
Er...sigh.
80.Hot tea or cold tea?
Teahouse Chai! Extra honey please!
81.Tea or coffee?
See above.
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Sugar. With lotsa frosting.
83.Can you swim well?
Almost a decade of swimming lessons and all I can do is doggy paddle.
84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Is this actually a problem? For serious?
85. Are you patient?
Nonononono! Now!
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
We're gonna go with my cousin playing tenor sax in her full gown. That kicked ass!
87.Ever won a contest?
I guessed the right amount of jelly beans in a jar when I was like 8.
90.Can you knit or crochet?
I can sorta embroider.
91. Best room for a fireplace?
FIRE!
92. Do you want to get married?
Sure why not.
93. If married, how long have you been married?
-13 years.
94. Who was your HS crush?
Well, he's now in Malawi. Crazy bastard.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Er.
96. Do you have kids?
If by "kids", you mean "I will kill you if you ask me that question".
97. Do you want kids?
NO. Christ alive (or even dead) no!
98. Whats your favorite color?
What's the color of Mace Windu's lightsaber?
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
Mostly Johnny
100. Who do you wanna see right now?
Aren't 99 and 100 the same?
I blame the Rockies. Oh god, the heartbreak....and now the Sox fans are going to absofuckinglutely insufferable.
But basically right now I don't give a flying fuck about how the Orion vehicle was developed, even though I have an Orion pin on my backpack. I'm also running out of room on my water bottle to put NASA mission stickers. I think I'll start having to put them on Sparky. Or Toby. Or hell, both.
I really hope the NASA's Constellation project opens up new jobs in my work area. Jobs that want to hire me. If I get a kick ass job with Lockheed, or Raytheon, or anywhere else, one of the first gizmos I'm gonna buy is a Wii. Then Super Paper Mario 3D, Twilight Princess, and Wii Sports. Then I'm going to lure a guy back to my place with the promise of Wii Bowling and seduce him from there, because I need to get laid.
Xposted with my lj, because teh Shlee is on there and its not like any of you care anyway.
Survey stolen from Mags!
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I lead a very collegiate life and, as such, don't have a closet.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Yes. 'Cause I'm pretty broke.
3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
If by "it" you are referring to running a gambling parlor for state senators, then no.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I only steal hearts, thank you.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
No. Scruffy little bastards get everywhere.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Cutting out coupons is for old folks who actually subscribe to newspapers.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Gonna have to go with rampaging waterbuffalo on this one.
8. Do you have freckles?
Freckles was the horsie I used to ride when I was a kid.
9. Do you always smile for picture?
Depends. Facebook/Myspace? No. Not trendy enough.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Dolphins
11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Um, we abuse our heating privledges, so I sleep on the sheets a lot...
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
How I didn't develop full-blown OCD I will never understand.
13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
I have peed in the woods and, unfortunately, witnessed others doing the same.
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Which frame of reference has no music? Hmm?
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
It's a decently bad idea to borrow a pen from me.
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
See the prior "need to get laid" comment.
17. What size is your bed?
It's a hypercube, so I don't really know.
18. What is your "Song of the week"?
That ridiculously inspiring music Fox played before each Series game.
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Only if it's ok for me to be a rocket scientist.
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
Futurama FTW!
21. Whats your least favorite movie?
Oldboy. Well done but what a mindfuck.
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
The basement of the engineering library, as long as they were watertight.
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Whatever's easiest. I miss having nonfrozen milk.
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
24k gold.
25. What is your favorite food/ cuisine?
Free. Is that a genre of cuisine?
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
I'm holding a lightsaber in my profile pic. Guess.
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
A Death Eater. Explains a lot, doesn't it.
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
No. As Rachel says, I'm related to guys. Sooner or later everyone will find out.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I need to write my Nana, because her hearing's gone to shit.
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
In theory, I earned the Girl Scout car badge. In reality, that was like a bazillion years ago and now know far more practical things, like Linux.
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No, because I go faster than the speed of light, so radar can't catch me.
33. Ran out of gas?
Only hyperdrive coolant.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?:
This sounds so dirty to me.
35 Best thing to eat for breakfast?
The souls of small children and jam.
36. What is your usual bedtime?
Ugh. Anywhere between 1-4. Though I'm up late tonight because I'm just a dumbass.
37. Are you lazy?
I haven't gone to the Rec in a week. = [
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Whatever fit over a winter coat.
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
I don't know what vauge bullshit label I am.
40. How many languages can you speak?
Well? Or enough to provoke the "Aww, look at her try!" reaction?
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
None that I pay for.
42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legoland has convinced me.
43. Are you stubborn?
My stubborness is why I'm a math major now. Hah.
44. Who is better...Leno or Lettermen?
Lenno my Leggo?
45. Ever watch soap operas?
I'd rather gouge out my eyes with a free AOL CD.
46. Afraid of heights?
Only of falling.
47. Sing in the car?
No, because in the cars where singing is OK, it's usually Wicked. So I just roll my eyes.
48. Dance in the shower?
The Happywarm dance is a dance only a few priveledged will ever get to see.
49. Dance in the car?
Swervetacular!
50. Ever used a gun?
Only the toy kind.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer
A real one? Um. Senior pictures in highschool.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
It's why musicals are only native to Wisconsin.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
Not really. Trying to get through 3" of snow from Denver - Chicago? When it starts snowing as the plane pulls up to the gate? And the stranded people just break out crying again? A little.
54. Ever eat a pirogie?
Starch wrapped in starch? Sign me up.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Astronaut ballerina. I was an ambitious kid.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe people are ridiculously easily susceptible to be spooked.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Only because there's a glitch in the Matrix.
59. Take a vitamin daily?
I try, but damn I hate horsepills.
60. Wear slippers?
Barefoot FTW
61. Wear a bath robe?
No. Towels are good enough for me, Mr. Fancypants.
62. What do you wear to bed?
+++CARRIER LOST+++
63. First concert?
You mean only concert, right? Unless the Academy of St. Martin in the Fields counts. But I doubt it.
64. Wal-mart, Target or K-mart?
Target. The pharmacist knows me by name, which can't be beat, really.
65. Nike or Adidas?
Which one is cheaper?
66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheezits. MMM.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Pumpkin seeds. Damn you Erin!
68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?
Is this some sly regional test?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Hahahahaha...I don't have funtional knees anymore. *weeps*
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Rocket Scientist. I'm only in this major to snag some hotshot scientist, obviously.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
So can Dad, though he refused to say he could and thus fucked up my 10th grade genetics report.
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
No, because I have Dad's spelling abilities. I invite all of you reading this to turn in policy homeworks referring to the Rebuplican party.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No. I laugh.
74. Own any record albums?
Thanks to Aunt Ellen, I have The Empire Strikes Back on vinyl.
75. Own a record player?
Empire plays awesomely on my Fisher-Price record player. Really. I'm not shitting.
76. Regularly burn incense?
Do I look like a dirty fucking hippie to you?
77. Ever been in love?
Love, IL is a small little town.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Teh Fighters of teh Foo.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
Er...sigh.
80.Hot tea or cold tea?
Teahouse Chai! Extra honey please!
81.Tea or coffee?
See above.
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Sugar. With lotsa frosting.
83.Can you swim well?
Almost a decade of swimming lessons and all I can do is doggy paddle.
84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Is this actually a problem? For serious?
85. Are you patient?
Nonononono! Now!
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
We're gonna go with my cousin playing tenor sax in her full gown. That kicked ass!
87.Ever won a contest?
I guessed the right amount of jelly beans in a jar when I was like 8.
90.Can you knit or crochet?
I can sorta embroider.
91. Best room for a fireplace?
FIRE!
92. Do you want to get married?
Sure why not.
93. If married, how long have you been married?
-13 years.
94. Who was your HS crush?
Well, he's now in Malawi. Crazy bastard.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Er.
96. Do you have kids?
If by "kids", you mean "I will kill you if you ask me that question".
97. Do you want kids?
NO. Christ alive (or even dead) no!
98. Whats your favorite color?
What's the color of Mace Windu's lightsaber?
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
Mostly Johnny
100. Who do you wanna see right now?
Aren't 99 and 100 the same?