Wow O_O
XxLordArtemisxX: what is up my nigga
ShadowMoon89: Nothin much nig-guh
ShadowMoon89: and chu?
XxLordArtemisxX: chirpping nigga
ShadowMoon89: Fur reals?
XxLordArtemisxX: with da bling bling
XxLordArtemisxX: and da 50 cent
XxLordArtemisxX: and da powerade.
ShadowMoon89: Ohhhh heezzzza yah
ShadowMoon89: Fa real nig-guh muh girlfriend broke up with me - -
XxLordArtemisxX: nigga be you serious? give me the 411 on da shit.
ShadowMoon89: Iight well
ShadowMoon89: Dis nig-guh is trippin beacuse she says I nevea pay attention to her. Dat bitch be trippin cause I always fucking do. An now shes with her ex nig-guh who doesn't give a fuck about hur
XxLordArtemisxX: nigga please. let da shit go. if da shit be niggaing you like that then it's time to let her black ass go to the hood.
ShadowMoon89: Ugh dat bitch used me tho
XxLordArtemisxX: nigga was IS you tellin' me?
ShadowMoon89: Im saying nig-guh dat hoe used me for fuckkin sex
XxLordArtemisxX: nigga! give me da 411 and 911 on da shit!
ShadowMoon89: (XD! Its so hard to take u seriously but I need a good laugh) Iight nig-guh dis bitch was lyke mm baby I wanna do it and I was like uhhhh bitch don;t u gots da stds n shit and she was lyke no nig-guh! and I was like uh..okay and then she dumped me lyke two days lata nig-guh
XxLordArtemisxX: for shizzle nigga?! nigga be you sure she aint got the nasties (STD) ? did you call the operator on her ass?
ShadowMoon89: Nig-guh wtf is da operator?
XxLordArtemisxX: she gives you the 411 on da shit. Nigga, be you not understand me? Did you finds out FO shur that da bitch aint have the nasties?
ShadowMoon89: I hope she dont got dat nasty ass shit cause then I'll be posion nig-guh
XxLordArtemisxX: for shizzle nigga, fo shizzle. But nigga! dont shu be sleepin' with them nasty asses if you isnt shur they be having no nasties.
ShadowMoon89: Nig-guh she just jumped on me! she lyke hella fuckkin raped my ass. Well nig-guh not muh ass but chu know wut I mean
XxLordArtemisxX: niggER give me da 411 on da shit you guys be doing o:
ShadowMoon89: O_O Nig-guh thats hella nasty
XxLordArtemisxX: we's niggas. we IS nasty.
XxLordArtemisxX: we's be makin' nasty music videos with our nigga women dancing all dirty and shit.
ShadowMoon89: (>D!!!!!!)
ShadowMoon89: Ohhh fa sho nig-guh
XxLordArtemisxX: and you know our music vidoes always be featuring someon' nigga.
ShadowMoon89: Man Nig-guh my heart is broken
XxLordArtemisxX: super glue da shit then nigga.
XxLordArtemisxX: pick up the broken pieces and start all over nigga.
ShadowMoon89: Its hela hard nig-guh
XxLordArtemisxX: life is like a joint nigga, you keep smokin' da shit even if it's just a lil inch long.
ShadowMoon89: Iigh Nig-guh I get chu
ShadowMoon89: I under stand nig-guh
XxLordArtemisxX: you feel me nigga? you feel me?
ShadowMoon89: Hezz yeah nig-guh ::Does the hand high five nig-guh thing::
XxLordArtemisxX: -puts on a hood and pulls his pants down-
ShadowMoon89: ::Does the same and smokes a join and coughs:: Want some nig-guh?
XxLordArtemisxX: aight shit nigga. -takes a hit-
XxLordArtemisxX: -sits down outside his house in white picnic chairs-
ShadowMoon89: Hey Nig-guh we should get sum hoes fa sho
XxLordArtemisxX: hell no nigga. big mama be gettin' mad fo me brunging da hoes home nigga.
ShadowMoon89: Ah! NIG-GUH! Drop dat hoe like a sack of E
XxLordArtemisxX: nigga ill drop her like a can of ABC soup! you feel me ? !
ShadowMoon89: OHHH SHIT NIG-GUH! I HEEZZAA DO! But ya know what nig-guh you gotta get cho welfair check nig-guh and sum food stamps!
XxLordArtemisxX: that's right nigga. but da government offices be close at this time nigga.
ShadowMoon89: SO WHAT NIG-GUH! WE GO STEAL DA SHIT
XxLordArtemisxX: let me get the 9mm and we can go get us some cheetos at the 99 Cent store.
ShadowMoon89: Ohhh Shiiieeeett hezz yeah we need some 40's too
XxLordArtemisxX: nigga yous crazy? we robbin' a 99 Cent store, nigga! not no damn Bank o' America!
ShadowMoon89: Nig-guh I am crazy! Im a craaazay nig-guh!
ShadowMoon89: Lyke dat 2 pac
XxLordArtemisxX: -pops you-
ShadowMoon89: OH SHIT NIG-GUH! ::Stabs::
XxLordArtemisxX: Ugh! give me yo wallet nigga. i want me some cheetos! -pops again-
ShadowMoon89: Fuck you nig-guh! ::Stab stab stab::
XxLordArtemisxX: -dies-
ShadowMoon89: ::Steals walet and runs to walmart::
XxLordArtemisxX: -his home dogs chase you-
ShadowMoon89: ::Gets killed from the 9mm::
XxLordArtemisxX: woof woof! get da modafuka