i decay from inside,underneath it all there is still life,despite it all there is still love
ok i found these on the site www.CrazyThoughts.com and yeah, im sorry if you dont like them, but you can deal with it!
- If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?
- Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
- Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
- Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
- Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
- Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
- If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
- Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
- Why is the blackboard green?
Here is your broken character, the one left of heaven.
Scissors cut him from the page, example,
continue to read not to retrace the steps, touch me.
The hemorrhaging has ceased, has ceased.
And I swallow these capsules, to regain my grip.
And I swallowed myself sick. And I inherited my health.
Here is your wake and smile, that you seem to need.
The safe and the touch, and the unweave.
Right where you placed it the night before,
Saint checks in to make sure,
you're right where you say that you are,
right where you are.
They all seem so truthful,
they all seem so true.
Couldn't find a better way to lie.