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:D Conversations with people and inanimate objects in the last forty-eight hours:
L: *driving gabby home* So, Gabby, who /do/ you love?
G: *proceeds to list all the people/animals she lives with*
L: Anyone else?
G: Nope.
L: What about Mom-mom? Do you love her?
G: Yep.
L: What about Pop-pop?
G: Yep. And Charlie and Coco. And Buddy and Jersey. And that's it.
L: What am I? Chopped liver?
G: No. You're Uny's Mommy. :D
L: O_o....... I'm what?
G: You're Uny's Mommy.
L: How do you figure?
G: You live with her. :D You're her Mommy.
L: *proceeds to explain that she is NOT Uny's Mommy, but instead, Uny is her bestest best best bestest friend, or one of anyway, and therefore she lives with her*
G: O_o ... /Oh/.
And it ACTUALLY SANK IN. o_O Which is the weird part. I assume she assumed Uny was my kid because she knew me for a really long time, and then she just met Uny this summer, and Uny just kind of showed up without like, introductory periods or anything. Like babies do. ... And we live together. o_O And I'm bigger than her? Or something. I don't know.
Lilu then got home from work at eight-thirty and flopped on the couch this morning, when the phone rang.
L: Ngh. I hope I'm not in trouble. x_x *eyes YMCA on caller ID* Hello?
Matt: Lindsay. It's Matt.
L: Hi, Matt.
M: Are you dressed and ready to come to work?
L: ... ... *just did an hour-shift at the Daniel B. center* ... um. Yeah?
M: Can you come in at nine?
L: *stare at clock that reads '8:58'* Um.
M: Or whenever you can get here?
L: Sure. *close laptop, so much for writing*
I very much wanted to like, boggle at him in real life. I /just got home/ from /my other shift/. OF COURSE I'M DRESSED FOR WORK. e_e;
Later at work:
L: *doing circle with kids*
Uny: *wander in*
Kid 1: IT'S MISS CARIN!!!! :D!!!!
L: O_o.... how do you even remember her? You get /me/ confused with everyone and I'm here like thirty times more often than she is. *BOGGLE*
Uny: O_o ... how /do/ you remember me? *hasn't been in this room since practically October*
Kid 1: *BEAM*
Later walking the kids outside:
L: C'mon Dolphins. Guys, off the edge of the sidewalk. Don't get hit by a car. x_x
Kid 2: Is Miss Carin your daughter?
L: O__o...... 'Kin, evidently you /must/ be my kid. No, she's not my daughter. XD *inner WTF?*
Uny: is 'cause you're taller'n me.
L: CLEARLY. XD *WTF*
Then, Lilu took Uny to pilates. :D I'm so sore.
After:
Body: WHY DO YOU HATE ME!??!!?!?!? ;_;
L: You'll love me when I look bangin' in my string bikini again. X3
Body: True... ... BUT I HATE YOU NOW!!!!! ;__;
The end. :D
L: *driving gabby home* So, Gabby, who /do/ you love?
G: *proceeds to list all the people/animals she lives with*
L: Anyone else?
G: Nope.
L: What about Mom-mom? Do you love her?
G: Yep.
L: What about Pop-pop?
G: Yep. And Charlie and Coco. And Buddy and Jersey. And that's it.
L: What am I? Chopped liver?
G: No. You're Uny's Mommy. :D
L: O_o....... I'm what?
G: You're Uny's Mommy.
L: How do you figure?
G: You live with her. :D You're her Mommy.
L: *proceeds to explain that she is NOT Uny's Mommy, but instead, Uny is her bestest best best bestest friend, or one of anyway, and therefore she lives with her*
G: O_o ... /Oh/.
And it ACTUALLY SANK IN. o_O Which is the weird part. I assume she assumed Uny was my kid because she knew me for a really long time, and then she just met Uny this summer, and Uny just kind of showed up without like, introductory periods or anything. Like babies do. ... And we live together. o_O And I'm bigger than her? Or something. I don't know.
Lilu then got home from work at eight-thirty and flopped on the couch this morning, when the phone rang.
L: Ngh. I hope I'm not in trouble. x_x *eyes YMCA on caller ID* Hello?
Matt: Lindsay. It's Matt.
L: Hi, Matt.
M: Are you dressed and ready to come to work?
L: ... ... *just did an hour-shift at the Daniel B. center* ... um. Yeah?
M: Can you come in at nine?
L: *stare at clock that reads '8:58'* Um.
M: Or whenever you can get here?
L: Sure. *close laptop, so much for writing*
I very much wanted to like, boggle at him in real life. I /just got home/ from /my other shift/. OF COURSE I'M DRESSED FOR WORK. e_e;
Later at work:
L: *doing circle with kids*
Uny: *wander in*
Kid 1: IT'S MISS CARIN!!!! :D!!!!
L: O_o.... how do you even remember her? You get /me/ confused with everyone and I'm here like thirty times more often than she is. *BOGGLE*
Uny: O_o ... how /do/ you remember me? *hasn't been in this room since practically October*
Kid 1: *BEAM*
Later walking the kids outside:
L: C'mon Dolphins. Guys, off the edge of the sidewalk. Don't get hit by a car. x_x
Kid 2: Is Miss Carin your daughter?
L: O__o...... 'Kin, evidently you /must/ be my kid. No, she's not my daughter. XD *inner WTF?*
Uny: is 'cause you're taller'n me.
L: CLEARLY. XD *WTF*
Then, Lilu took Uny to pilates. :D I'm so sore.
After:
Body: WHY DO YOU HATE ME!??!!?!?!? ;_;
L: You'll love me when I look bangin' in my string bikini again. X3
Body: True... ... BUT I HATE YOU NOW!!!!! ;__;
The end. :D