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Adventures in life while having no feeling in your extremities:
1. Walking. I'd say walking in the woods or walking barefoot, but really, just walking. I uh. I really really really really fear that I'm going to lose this ability. And then that will suck really badly. >__> Fact of it is, I may as well have fake!leprosy. I see that I'm walking, so I know that I'm walking, but I walked into a tree limb and cracked my toes really bad and didn't notice until I almost tripped because of it. There's pain involved in walking across soft fluffy things, and um. Yes. My balance is like shit. Whee. Fuck you.
2. Fishing. Ever try to tie a knot while you can't feel your fingers too well? How about untie? XD Yeah. How about getting fishing hooks stuck in your fingers and hardly noticing? How about that?
3. Cutting your own nails. The cute little nail clippers refused to pay attention and cut when I told them and stop cutting when I told them. As a result, I broke several nails cutting them, and really ought to get a professional manipedi next time. >__> Save me a lot of grief.
IN OTHER NEWS:
I am now the proud owner of a Leatherman Surge. It's about fucking time. So much for learning to be a girl. I now own a bigger penis replacement than any of the men and their dinky little Victorianoxen. XD
I caught grass while fishing. Abigail caught three sunnies and a frog. She also TRIED (and thankfully failed) to catch a copperhead. o_o; Or at least a large brown snake that lived in the water. We had prime rib for dinner, because Mom stupidly agreed to foot the bill for us. XD Oops?
I had a really, really good day. I'm hanging out with Kari tomorrow. I'm all excited.
Though uh, I have to stop GOING places, or else I'm going to stop having MONEY, you know, since I'm currently unemployed. o_o; Just an FMI.
1. Walking. I'd say walking in the woods or walking barefoot, but really, just walking. I uh. I really really really really fear that I'm going to lose this ability. And then that will suck really badly. >__> Fact of it is, I may as well have fake!leprosy. I see that I'm walking, so I know that I'm walking, but I walked into a tree limb and cracked my toes really bad and didn't notice until I almost tripped because of it. There's pain involved in walking across soft fluffy things, and um. Yes. My balance is like shit. Whee. Fuck you.
2. Fishing. Ever try to tie a knot while you can't feel your fingers too well? How about untie? XD Yeah. How about getting fishing hooks stuck in your fingers and hardly noticing? How about that?
3. Cutting your own nails. The cute little nail clippers refused to pay attention and cut when I told them and stop cutting when I told them. As a result, I broke several nails cutting them, and really ought to get a professional manipedi next time. >__> Save me a lot of grief.
IN OTHER NEWS:
I am now the proud owner of a Leatherman Surge. It's about fucking time. So much for learning to be a girl. I now own a bigger penis replacement than any of the men and their dinky little Victorianoxen. XD
I caught grass while fishing. Abigail caught three sunnies and a frog. She also TRIED (and thankfully failed) to catch a copperhead. o_o; Or at least a large brown snake that lived in the water. We had prime rib for dinner, because Mom stupidly agreed to foot the bill for us. XD Oops?
I had a really, really good day. I'm hanging out with Kari tomorrow. I'm all excited.
Though uh, I have to stop GOING places, or else I'm going to stop having MONEY, you know, since I'm currently unemployed. o_o; Just an FMI.