morau is one of the biggest slobs of the century
Two words of caution before I begin a post that could possibly squick people :D
1) No, it's not a release and no, morau is not cackling at the antsy Junjou (especially Terrorist) fans who are chomping at the bit for the next release. No, not at all.
2) If you obsess over cleanliness, you might experience a heart attack or shivers down your spine or invisible creepy crawlies on your skin as you read this.
Now are you SURE you still want to read this?
If you're still reading this, I applaud your brave (but foolish) soul. Slightly skewed grammar ahead too.
So basically today, morau spontaneously felt the need to clean her room.
She hasn't cleaned it for more than half a year, by the way. Would have been longer, but she actually only moved in half a year ago so...
You see, the need to tidy up a little came from the fact that she hadn't actually seen her desk in months (hidden under precariously stacked piles of paper, DVDS, other random pieces of stationery) and she was sick of balancing her plates and bowls of food on the tiny gap between the edge of the desk and the keyboard (kept cleared because it would be bothersome to type otherwise).
So morau thus embarked on the arduous, and rather health-hazardous, quest of cleaning her room. The first thing she discovered once she sorted through the piles of paper and DVDs was that there was a lolly at the bottom. Now, this isn't necessarily a bad thing, but this lolly had been there for months as well, and sometime in the summer, the lolly must have melted or ate away at the wrapping, because morau discovered this lolly lying in a congealed, sticky puddle of melted lolly.
I emphasize once again that it's been there for MONTHS.
This was a melon flavored lolly too, so it basically looked like slime. Now, amazingly, it hadn't stuck to any of my papers or ANYTHING, just the surface of the desk. Now, any NORMAL girl would have shrieked and hurriedly drowned it in some sort of industrial-strength cleaning agent and wrestled it off, but no, morau being slightly deranged, decided to go to her brother's room and inform him of her awesomeness.
Her brother wasn't really impressed, since he's cleaner than I am in general living habits. Well, sod him.
But alas, the lolly slime could not stay there forever, so morau went to fetch some cleaning spray and a cloth to get it off. It came off quite easily though.
morau continued to clean, ridding the desk and computer vents of many, many, many, many dust bunnies, and encountering nothing particularly gross until she removed some of her bags from the floor to move them around and see if she can squeeze in some more space. What did she find under the bag? A dead bug.
Not sure what kind of bug, but it was significantly big, and quite, quite dead. When morau plucked its corpse from the carpet (fingers covered by a shield of scrap paper), she discovered that the corpse was quite dry and crunchy, since it sort of crunched in her fingers. Like biscuit. So it was not only dead, it had been dead for quite some time too.
When morau finally cleaned 70% of her room, it had taken her more than four hours. And she also discovered her carpet was actually supposed to be a different color.
Her father saw morau cleaning her room and said: "Oh my god, the sun rises from the west now."
Well, minus the 'oh my god' part.
morau's mother was so delighted and moved she almost squealed (but didn't, because morau's mother is too awesome to squeal).
morau's brother was giving morau 'you are the most disgusting female EVAR' face.
morau still hasn't finished the other 30% of her room.
1) No, it's not a release and no, morau is not cackling at the antsy Junjou (especially Terrorist) fans who are chomping at the bit for the next release. No, not at all.
2) If you obsess over cleanliness, you might experience a heart attack or shivers down your spine or invisible creepy crawlies on your skin as you read this.
Now are you SURE you still want to read this?
If you're still reading this, I applaud your brave (but foolish) soul. Slightly skewed grammar ahead too.
So basically today, morau spontaneously felt the need to clean her room.
She hasn't cleaned it for more than half a year, by the way. Would have been longer, but she actually only moved in half a year ago so...
You see, the need to tidy up a little came from the fact that she hadn't actually seen her desk in months (hidden under precariously stacked piles of paper, DVDS, other random pieces of stationery) and she was sick of balancing her plates and bowls of food on the tiny gap between the edge of the desk and the keyboard (kept cleared because it would be bothersome to type otherwise).
So morau thus embarked on the arduous, and rather health-hazardous, quest of cleaning her room. The first thing she discovered once she sorted through the piles of paper and DVDs was that there was a lolly at the bottom. Now, this isn't necessarily a bad thing, but this lolly had been there for months as well, and sometime in the summer, the lolly must have melted or ate away at the wrapping, because morau discovered this lolly lying in a congealed, sticky puddle of melted lolly.
I emphasize once again that it's been there for MONTHS.
This was a melon flavored lolly too, so it basically looked like slime. Now, amazingly, it hadn't stuck to any of my papers or ANYTHING, just the surface of the desk. Now, any NORMAL girl would have shrieked and hurriedly drowned it in some sort of industrial-strength cleaning agent and wrestled it off, but no, morau being slightly deranged, decided to go to her brother's room and inform him of her awesomeness.
Her brother wasn't really impressed, since he's cleaner than I am in general living habits. Well, sod him.
But alas, the lolly slime could not stay there forever, so morau went to fetch some cleaning spray and a cloth to get it off. It came off quite easily though.
morau continued to clean, ridding the desk and computer vents of many, many, many, many dust bunnies, and encountering nothing particularly gross until she removed some of her bags from the floor to move them around and see if she can squeeze in some more space. What did she find under the bag? A dead bug.
Not sure what kind of bug, but it was significantly big, and quite, quite dead. When morau plucked its corpse from the carpet (fingers covered by a shield of scrap paper), she discovered that the corpse was quite dry and crunchy, since it sort of crunched in her fingers. Like biscuit. So it was not only dead, it had been dead for quite some time too.
When morau finally cleaned 70% of her room, it had taken her more than four hours. And she also discovered her carpet was actually supposed to be a different color.
Her father saw morau cleaning her room and said: "Oh my god, the sun rises from the west now."
Well, minus the 'oh my god' part.
morau's mother was so delighted and moved she almost squealed (but didn't, because morau's mother is too awesome to squeal).
morau's brother was giving morau 'you are the most disgusting female EVAR' face.
morau still hasn't finished the other 30% of her room.