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[moralviking]

[There’s a tapping at one of the hall terminals-oh look, it’s America! …Or is it? Whoever he is, he’s dressed like a cowboy and has the most Texan accent you’ve ever heard.]

Funny lookin’ device, here. Wonder if it’s anything like John’s ol’ phonograph diary? This is all mighty strange. But it ain’t unpleasant. …Ah, may as well start keepin’ a

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[sunneverset]

[ ... ] America, did you allow Texas to secede without telling me?

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[moralviking]

'Fraid I don't quite catch yer drift, sir. I'm surely from Texas but--

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[moralviking]

Arthur?

[sunneverset]

[ ... unexpected, brown bear ]

You're not America.

[moralviking]

I'm American. Arthur--

...ya ain't Arthur Holmwood, are ya?

[sunneverset]

Kirkland, actually.

I apologise for that; you resembled someone I'm familiar with, and I assumed too soon.

[moralviking]

It's a pleasure ta meet ya regardless, Kirkland. Or d'ya have one of those English titles ya'd prefer? Lord Something-or-other.

Ya mean that boisterous feller that shares my face? He seems like interestin' folk, and I say that in the best way possible. I can't explain exactly how this came ta be; just one of the universe's mysteries, I presume.

[sunneverset]

Just Arthur, or England if you prefer.

You've met him, then? I suppose he's interesting, if by interesting you mean loud, obnoxious, and a complete twat.

[moralviking]

I don't mean ta offend, but it'd just be too strange fer me ta call ya Arthur. Mind me askin' why you wanna go by "England"?

I haven't known 'im long, but he seems nice enough. Rowdy! There's alotta men like him in Texas, but more often or not they're still good people.