This place
I was bored.
So I joined this site.
Hello!
I'm the Master. Or Harold Saxon if you REALLY MUST. It's the name I use when I'm trying not to draw attention. It bothers the Doctor so much more when we fit into the neighbourhood. Explanation: The Doctor is the one other remaining member of our species, which he destroyed along with our planet. SO very well done of him. Then he lost his TARDIS and marooned us here. I'm not going to explain that, though. No-one's reading this anyway. No point. I know what I'm talking about.
This is rather enjoyable, actually. Rather like talking to the voices in your head, only more socially acceptable.
I've never kept a journal before and I like the idea of keeping one with bits of information about who I am and bits of my current plans right in the public eye where anyone can see me. I'm not an idiot. I just know I'm massively more intelligent than anyone who could possibly be reading this so, basically, there's nothing you can do to stop me.
I don't belong here, essentially. Not in your stupid backwards time period (although it's at least not the actual fifties, otherwise I wouldn't be on the internet right now) or on your wretched planet.
It's not all bad, though.
For instance, I've trained the Doctor.
So I joined this site.
Hello!
I'm the Master. Or Harold Saxon if you REALLY MUST. It's the name I use when I'm trying not to draw attention. It bothers the Doctor so much more when we fit into the neighbourhood. Explanation: The Doctor is the one other remaining member of our species, which he destroyed along with our planet. SO very well done of him. Then he lost his TARDIS and marooned us here. I'm not going to explain that, though. No-one's reading this anyway. No point. I know what I'm talking about.
This is rather enjoyable, actually. Rather like talking to the voices in your head, only more socially acceptable.
I've never kept a journal before and I like the idea of keeping one with bits of information about who I am and bits of my current plans right in the public eye where anyone can see me. I'm not an idiot. I just know I'm massively more intelligent than anyone who could possibly be reading this so, basically, there's nothing you can do to stop me.
I don't belong here, essentially. Not in your stupid backwards time period (although it's at least not the actual fifties, otherwise I wouldn't be on the internet right now) or on your wretched planet.
It's not all bad, though.
For instance, I've trained the Doctor.