Success!
I finally completed my pet project that I've been working on for the past month. It would have taken me a much shorter period of time but I found it difficult to find all of the components I need in this ridiculous universe.
I did my best to take a picture of it to show to you but again, trying to invent some sort of feasible 'digital camera' has proved nearly impossible, especially as the Doctor won't let me use his stupid sonic screwdriver. So the picture is complete rubbish but you can get an idea of what I've made.
I didn't have the resources to make myself a proper TCE so I resorted to this. It's fairly multi-purpose but in most ways, much more useful than the Doctor's sonic screwdriver. To emphasise this, I've decided to call it a laser screwdriver. It's not really a screwdriver but it actually has got a rather nice laser on it. I killed a squirrel with it this morning just to check if it worked. I'm going to keep any of its other settings a surprise. I like surprises.
Once I get the proper materials to make a TCE, maybe I'll just add that function as an attachment to this. I think it looks rather good. Sleek. Nice. Bigger than the Doctor's screwdriver.