Religion is hilarious

[moralsremitted]

So, I've been wondering how far I should go to cement our position in the neighbourhood as an incredibly wholesome couple. We attend the stupid potlucks, and neighbourhood parties and box socials and whatever the fuck but so far the Doctor and I have both agreed that church is stupid.
However, I think I've been missing out on an angle here. Surely

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[theatricmood]

No.

[moralsremitted]

ALL right, forget the gloves and hat. But considering that the churches themselves are morally bankrupt, surely if we went it would only be a way of getting involved in the community without any worry of our own investment in the religion.
I know how you SO love to make friends.

[theatricmood]

Why are you so keen to impress upon the community that we're a "wholesome couple"? They have a good enough opinion of us without our going to church.

It's a complete waste of time, if you ask me.

[moralsremitted]

...Doctor, I have been occasionally needing to dispose of various dead bodies and you know it. Anything that raises the opinion is good.
Besides, we're right on the cusp of "living in sin" or so Alice informs me.
And you can't tell me that you don't think Christianity isn't just a LITTLE bit funny. Just a bit?

[theatricmood]

So it WAS your fault Alice confronted me, saying we were living in sin and that we needed to get MARRIED. What did you say to her?

[moralsremitted]

She's doing what?
Well, I can't say I'm surprised. We do have natural chemistry. She must've picked up on that.

[theatricmood]

Stop it. You're making this so much harder than it has to be

[moralsremitted]

Really, Doctor? Because, of the two of us, the one who's struggling against this whole thing is you.
I mean, really, it's just a tiny little mos. Hardly matters, in the scheme of things.