we all need a pantomime to remind us what is real
thank you self, wonky dream noted and written down. ooh yeah.
and just cause i really dont have much to say, here's something i find interesting, IN ENGLISH. cause yes, i generally get my news in swedish, though i doubt ya'll could handle that very well.
click little cy to get to the article.
dear dine,
jan 10, 2006 "a guide to world revolutions"
cuban
winners . fidel castro, muralists, cuba's makeshift-raft-building industry
losers . bugsy siegel, legs diamond, gambly goldberg, muscles shapiro
causes . failed baltimore orioles tryout
catch-phrase . "you broke my heart, fredo. you broke my heart."
lol still not as good as the table of world revolutions where a column is designated for "resulting dressings" (which btw was a "yes" for both the french and russians. according to the iranians, "salad dressing is the milk of the infidel")
..you know..
american
french
russian
cuban
iranian
digital
year
1776
1789
1917
1959
1978
1993
winners
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
le people
lenin, stalin, joe mccarthy (R-WI)
fidel castro, muralists, cuba's make-shift-raft-building industry
ayatollah khomeini, jerry bruckheimer, allah
dorks, nerds, dweebs, venture capitalists
losers
U.K.! U.K.! U.K.! U.K.!
opulent palace dwellers
czars, tsars, tzars, csars
bugsy siegel, legs diamond, gambly goldsberg, musces shapiro
the shah, non-flame-retardant american flags, jimmy carter, billy carter (loser for unrelated reasons)
telegram industry, music industry, industry
causes
god's divine will, taxation without representation
having been let eat cake
beet shortage
failed baltimore orioles tryout
too much "shah," not enough "na na"
inability to forward jokes to casual acquaintances
weapons
god's divine will, muskets
buttery puff pastries
misery, snow, remaining beets
tightly rolled montecristo grenades
allah's divine will, 56 US embassy employees
000111100
011111100
010101010
000100010
catch-phrase
"dont shoot 'til you see the whites of their eyes"
"CLOUSEAU!"
"i am now and will always be a card-carrying member of the communist party."
"you broke my heart, fredo. you broke my heart."
"ayatollah ass-a-hollah."
"e-(any word here)"
lasting effects
only the greatest country the world has or will see!
too tired to resist nazis
breakaway republic of kookoostan now a proud owner of 500 nuclear warheads
the buena vista fucking social club (christ, we get it, they're good musicians!)
middle east eneters unprecedented era of peace and prosperity; virgins for everybody!
carpal tunnel syndrome, vitamin E deficiency, spam (inedible)
salad dressing
no
yes
yes
no
salad dressing is the milk of the infidel
no
-btw, as i am looking through the book for the table, i found this:
new zealand: australia's canada.
new zealand is pretty much the same thing as australia, exceptit has maoris instead of aborigines and they shot lord of the rings there.
-and then there's a picture of a sheep with the caption "new zealand boasts a remarkable 50 sheep for every Orc"
i think i've completed my share of propaganda today.
off to do hwk so i can actually go to tae kwon do!
_________________________
"Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?"
"And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up."
and just cause i really dont have much to say, here's something i find interesting, IN ENGLISH. cause yes, i generally get my news in swedish, though i doubt ya'll could handle that very well.
click little cy to get to the article.
dear dine,
jan 10, 2006 "a guide to world revolutions"
cuban
winners . fidel castro, muralists, cuba's makeshift-raft-building industry
losers . bugsy siegel, legs diamond, gambly goldberg, muscles shapiro
causes . failed baltimore orioles tryout
catch-phrase . "you broke my heart, fredo. you broke my heart."
lol still not as good as the table of world revolutions where a column is designated for "resulting dressings" (which btw was a "yes" for both the french and russians. according to the iranians, "salad dressing is the milk of the infidel")
..you know..
american
french
russian
cuban
iranian
digital
year
1776
1789
1917
1959
1978
1993
winners
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
le people
lenin, stalin, joe mccarthy (R-WI)
fidel castro, muralists, cuba's make-shift-raft-building industry
ayatollah khomeini, jerry bruckheimer, allah
dorks, nerds, dweebs, venture capitalists
losers
U.K.! U.K.! U.K.! U.K.!
opulent palace dwellers
czars, tsars, tzars, csars
bugsy siegel, legs diamond, gambly goldsberg, musces shapiro
the shah, non-flame-retardant american flags, jimmy carter, billy carter (loser for unrelated reasons)
telegram industry, music industry, industry
causes
god's divine will, taxation without representation
having been let eat cake
beet shortage
failed baltimore orioles tryout
too much "shah," not enough "na na"
inability to forward jokes to casual acquaintances
weapons
god's divine will, muskets
buttery puff pastries
misery, snow, remaining beets
tightly rolled montecristo grenades
allah's divine will, 56 US embassy employees
000111100
011111100
010101010
000100010
catch-phrase
"dont shoot 'til you see the whites of their eyes"
"CLOUSEAU!"
"i am now and will always be a card-carrying member of the communist party."
"you broke my heart, fredo. you broke my heart."
"ayatollah ass-a-hollah."
"e-(any word here)"
lasting effects
only the greatest country the world has or will see!
too tired to resist nazis
breakaway republic of kookoostan now a proud owner of 500 nuclear warheads
the buena vista fucking social club (christ, we get it, they're good musicians!)
middle east eneters unprecedented era of peace and prosperity; virgins for everybody!
carpal tunnel syndrome, vitamin E deficiency, spam (inedible)
salad dressing
no
yes
yes
no
salad dressing is the milk of the infidel
no
-btw, as i am looking through the book for the table, i found this:
new zealand: australia's canada.
new zealand is pretty much the same thing as australia, exceptit has maoris instead of aborigines and they shot lord of the rings there.
-and then there's a picture of a sheep with the caption "new zealand boasts a remarkable 50 sheep for every Orc"
i think i've completed my share of propaganda today.
off to do hwk so i can actually go to tae kwon do!
_________________________
"Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?"
"And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up."