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I've been having this discussion with a few people, new boyfriend included. He goes to Wal-Mart for certain things, and I refuse to step foot inside. Why??
Because of the degenerate, drug-dealing, crack-smacking, whoring population that walks into Wal-Mart. Besides the unfair employment practices, the drain on the state economy, etc. The people who shop there scare me. I'm afraid I might wake up in a hotel bathtub full of ice and two scars on my abdomen. Got a great joke from a friend about Wal-Mart:
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart . Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
Yep - that's Wal-Mart for you. And I was speaking with a fellow teacher on campus today about our students, and the gene pool, and that we need to get rid of the degenerate drug-dealer, thiefs, murderers etc. She included stupid people in that. No, I think we can tolerate the stupid people - we need someone to work at McDonalds, and shop at Wal-Mart. She laughed and said that the last time she went to Wal-Mart she saw one of our students and their mother selling tamales in the parking lot. Damn. That's why I don't shop at Wal-Mart.
Because of the degenerate, drug-dealing, crack-smacking, whoring population that walks into Wal-Mart. Besides the unfair employment practices, the drain on the state economy, etc. The people who shop there scare me. I'm afraid I might wake up in a hotel bathtub full of ice and two scars on my abdomen. Got a great joke from a friend about Wal-Mart:
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart . Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
Yep - that's Wal-Mart for you. And I was speaking with a fellow teacher on campus today about our students, and the gene pool, and that we need to get rid of the degenerate drug-dealer, thiefs, murderers etc. She included stupid people in that. No, I think we can tolerate the stupid people - we need someone to work at McDonalds, and shop at Wal-Mart. She laughed and said that the last time she went to Wal-Mart she saw one of our students and their mother selling tamales in the parking lot. Damn. That's why I don't shop at Wal-Mart.