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After all the turkey has left my system, it is finally time to recall my totally awesome four day weekend. Ready, GO!
It all started last Wednesday night. Casey and Ian and Stanlo and I skipped CS230 to play videogames. We went up to school to get Ben who was at the "XBOX 360 / Suck off the Penny Arcade guys / Also some cool developer guy" Party. We went to Arby's and hung out for a while. Then we went back to Ben's place and prepared ourselves for Mike Hunt TV at 1 am. Sadly, it is too late for me to normally watch since I have class the next morning, but seeing as how the next morning was Thanksgiving I could finally get the chance to watch. For the uninformed, Mike Hunt TV is an hour long program on the public access channel where our host with the most, Mike Hunt, shows and hour of porn and smokes pot. Some people might think I am only in support of this for the porn (which I am) but I am also fully behind Mike Hunt and his message and exercise in free speech. But enough about that, now I'll get down to my review of the 4 films Mike Hunt showed us:
2 Dicks For Kaya: This film delivered just that, 2 dicks for Kaya. About half way through, Kaya said "You know what I need? Another dick." Sure enough, she got one. She also started off the theme of this evening's films, which was asking for semen in your face. When asked how she liked it, she responded with "I've tasted better." I didn't see this coming, but it was definitly the best ending this film could have hoped for.
Lap Dancer: Nothing really stood out in the film, other than the cool Terminator music that was playing. I think we all expected Arnold to bust in and say "What are you doing, girlie man?" or some shit. He says that right? I guess now is as good a time as ever to tell you that all during these films, Mike Hunt is teaching us how to make pot brownies. In the middle of this film, a little picture in picture box came up with him in it. It was easy too miss if you were concentrating on the porn, so it was quite a surprise when you hear Mike Hunt say "My brownies turned out gooooooooooood."
Spring Milk: This film featured a not too attractive black woman, some guy, a glass of milk and a tree. This film was outdoors and opened with the woman sunbathing and then...milkbathing. This must have got the guy all hot and bothered, so he went and joined her by the tree. He started eating her out while she hung by a branch, which could have ended in hilarity / disaster if her arms got tired. She even swung from the branch into his face and I could imagine her smacking him in the face with her crotch and him falling over on his back. This film also ended with the female asking the male to ejaculate on her face. Given her facial expression once he did, I think she realized that wasn't spring milk on her face at all.
Newbies: By this time I had such a giant erection that I found it difficult to concentrate on this film so I don't really remember much of it. Sorry.
That was pretty much the end of Wednesday night. I woke up Thursday and took a shower and went with Casey and Ben to go get our Thanksgiving meals from Safeway. We heated them up and enjoyed a pretty good Thanksgiving dinner. The rest of the night consisted of numerous videogames and some shitty werewolf movie called Cursed. Friday consisted of Stanlo and I switching rooms since I have lived in the living room for about a year and was ready for a change of venue. After all of that Ian and I went over to Ben and Becky's for a movie and Thanksgiving leftovers.
Saturday was pretty ordinary. I didn't do much during the day. Casey and Ian and Stanlo and I were gonna go play dodgeball with the people that play dodgeball but the people that play basketball got there first. Instead, we minus Stanlo went to Kevin's to play poker and Smash Bros. I lost a total of $10 cause I played two rounds of poker and only came out even once and because I placed $5 on an epic battle with Kevin. For the uninformed, an epic battle is where two awesome dudes start at Dr. Mario and work their way down to Roy. Each character gets a set amount of lives and if you win the fight you get to keep your remaining lives and the other dude moves onto the next character. Kevin had 2 Pikachus through to Roy by the time he was done with me.
Sunday was also quite uneventful. To redeem myself, Ian and I engaged in an epic battle which ended in a Roy mirror match that I lost. I guess Ian and I are pretty much even. This simply cannot stand.
In other news, most of the CDs I ordered from Amazon and Ian. Artists include At The Drive-In, Dream Theater, Mindless Self Indulgence, Built to Spill, Jane's Addiction, Violent Femmes and Beastie Boys. I enjoyed all of them, mostly Built to Spill and At The Drive-In. I have also been playing a bunch of Tony Hawk for the DS. This game is very fun, much better than the console version and you can play online. I joined the SA skate crew so I can be cool on the internet. The best of the other news is that my wonderful girlfriend Jackie will indeed be flying out with me after Winter break and staying for a week. This is incredibly cool.
So there you go, that was my weekend. I can't believe I ended up devoting half to this post to reviewing shitty porn. Actually I can.
It all started last Wednesday night. Casey and Ian and Stanlo and I skipped CS230 to play videogames. We went up to school to get Ben who was at the "XBOX 360 / Suck off the Penny Arcade guys / Also some cool developer guy" Party. We went to Arby's and hung out for a while. Then we went back to Ben's place and prepared ourselves for Mike Hunt TV at 1 am. Sadly, it is too late for me to normally watch since I have class the next morning, but seeing as how the next morning was Thanksgiving I could finally get the chance to watch. For the uninformed, Mike Hunt TV is an hour long program on the public access channel where our host with the most, Mike Hunt, shows and hour of porn and smokes pot. Some people might think I am only in support of this for the porn (which I am) but I am also fully behind Mike Hunt and his message and exercise in free speech. But enough about that, now I'll get down to my review of the 4 films Mike Hunt showed us:
2 Dicks For Kaya: This film delivered just that, 2 dicks for Kaya. About half way through, Kaya said "You know what I need? Another dick." Sure enough, she got one. She also started off the theme of this evening's films, which was asking for semen in your face. When asked how she liked it, she responded with "I've tasted better." I didn't see this coming, but it was definitly the best ending this film could have hoped for.
Lap Dancer: Nothing really stood out in the film, other than the cool Terminator music that was playing. I think we all expected Arnold to bust in and say "What are you doing, girlie man?" or some shit. He says that right? I guess now is as good a time as ever to tell you that all during these films, Mike Hunt is teaching us how to make pot brownies. In the middle of this film, a little picture in picture box came up with him in it. It was easy too miss if you were concentrating on the porn, so it was quite a surprise when you hear Mike Hunt say "My brownies turned out gooooooooooood."
Spring Milk: This film featured a not too attractive black woman, some guy, a glass of milk and a tree. This film was outdoors and opened with the woman sunbathing and then...milkbathing. This must have got the guy all hot and bothered, so he went and joined her by the tree. He started eating her out while she hung by a branch, which could have ended in hilarity / disaster if her arms got tired. She even swung from the branch into his face and I could imagine her smacking him in the face with her crotch and him falling over on his back. This film also ended with the female asking the male to ejaculate on her face. Given her facial expression once he did, I think she realized that wasn't spring milk on her face at all.
Newbies: By this time I had such a giant erection that I found it difficult to concentrate on this film so I don't really remember much of it. Sorry.
That was pretty much the end of Wednesday night. I woke up Thursday and took a shower and went with Casey and Ben to go get our Thanksgiving meals from Safeway. We heated them up and enjoyed a pretty good Thanksgiving dinner. The rest of the night consisted of numerous videogames and some shitty werewolf movie called Cursed. Friday consisted of Stanlo and I switching rooms since I have lived in the living room for about a year and was ready for a change of venue. After all of that Ian and I went over to Ben and Becky's for a movie and Thanksgiving leftovers.
Saturday was pretty ordinary. I didn't do much during the day. Casey and Ian and Stanlo and I were gonna go play dodgeball with the people that play dodgeball but the people that play basketball got there first. Instead, we minus Stanlo went to Kevin's to play poker and Smash Bros. I lost a total of $10 cause I played two rounds of poker and only came out even once and because I placed $5 on an epic battle with Kevin. For the uninformed, an epic battle is where two awesome dudes start at Dr. Mario and work their way down to Roy. Each character gets a set amount of lives and if you win the fight you get to keep your remaining lives and the other dude moves onto the next character. Kevin had 2 Pikachus through to Roy by the time he was done with me.
Sunday was also quite uneventful. To redeem myself, Ian and I engaged in an epic battle which ended in a Roy mirror match that I lost. I guess Ian and I are pretty much even. This simply cannot stand.
In other news, most of the CDs I ordered from Amazon and Ian. Artists include At The Drive-In, Dream Theater, Mindless Self Indulgence, Built to Spill, Jane's Addiction, Violent Femmes and Beastie Boys. I enjoyed all of them, mostly Built to Spill and At The Drive-In. I have also been playing a bunch of Tony Hawk for the DS. This game is very fun, much better than the console version and you can play online. I joined the SA skate crew so I can be cool on the internet. The best of the other news is that my wonderful girlfriend Jackie will indeed be flying out with me after Winter break and staying for a week. This is incredibly cool.
So there you go, that was my weekend. I can't believe I ended up devoting half to this post to reviewing shitty porn. Actually I can.