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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I bought porn for bubsy2005 (10 points). Last week I gave greekgal a kidney (1000 points). Last Sunday I helped doij see the light (8 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1642 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
moovchic