Pinagsama mo ang dalawang tanga.
So the server software my company's marketing is good in theory. Then you realize it's very quirky - and not in the modern "adorably weird Zoey Deschannel" type of quirky. i mean TOO STUPID TO FUNCTION quirky. It could be that i'm misusing the predefined libraries and functions, but i've read the manual and the programs aren't working as prescribed. Four months of using this shit and neither i nor my officemate have figured anything out. To add to our suffering, this software works in tandem with MS Excel. Kaya "pinagsama mo ang dalawang tanga." (Rhetorical statement that means: you let two stupid people work together...).
i feel bad for taking so long to work on this stupid thing. It's just linking the field devices to Excel entries, it shouldn't be too hard. Then again, the software is stupid and the clients dunno what they want. Furthermore, a lot of the data is computed and nobody knows what the computations are based on. Finally, i have a hard time figuring out what questions to ask when it comes to where to find the data we need.
In other news i got a new heli right after i shot the previous one up - turns out i have more saved up than i previously thought. The new one seems to work much better, but its durability is still as though it's made of paper. Thankfully, i found parts for it at a shop that's pretty near where i work.
So i'm gonna objectify women a little in the next paragraph. If you're a woman and you judge me, you're a hypocrite coz i know very well that women like to objectify men in the exact same way we do.
i recently learned of the term "thigh gap". It means that to be considered sexy you have to have a gap between your thighs when you stand up. On my part, i understand that having this means your thighs are thin and model-esque. But fucking shit, have you tried biting into a thin girls legs? It's like you're eating chicken and there's not enough meat on it. You exclaim "Tang ina kulang sa laman! Bitin!" i'm sorry, but i go nuts over girls with meaty legs that look like they get a little exercise every now and then. i pointed a girl with legs like that out to someone i was with and they seemed surprised i didn't like the skinny girl legs. i find the idea of women starving themselves into becoming skeletons (or going vegan, which is just as bad) fucking ridiculous. If you're so dead set on becoming sexy, THEN GET SOME FUCKING EXERCISE. You can get away with eating entire fucking steaks if you took a little time every week to work out. An hour a week will do a lot for you!
i feel bad for taking so long to work on this stupid thing. It's just linking the field devices to Excel entries, it shouldn't be too hard. Then again, the software is stupid and the clients dunno what they want. Furthermore, a lot of the data is computed and nobody knows what the computations are based on. Finally, i have a hard time figuring out what questions to ask when it comes to where to find the data we need.
In other news i got a new heli right after i shot the previous one up - turns out i have more saved up than i previously thought. The new one seems to work much better, but its durability is still as though it's made of paper. Thankfully, i found parts for it at a shop that's pretty near where i work.
So i'm gonna objectify women a little in the next paragraph. If you're a woman and you judge me, you're a hypocrite coz i know very well that women like to objectify men in the exact same way we do.
i recently learned of the term "thigh gap". It means that to be considered sexy you have to have a gap between your thighs when you stand up. On my part, i understand that having this means your thighs are thin and model-esque. But fucking shit, have you tried biting into a thin girls legs? It's like you're eating chicken and there's not enough meat on it. You exclaim "Tang ina kulang sa laman! Bitin!" i'm sorry, but i go nuts over girls with meaty legs that look like they get a little exercise every now and then. i pointed a girl with legs like that out to someone i was with and they seemed surprised i didn't like the skinny girl legs. i find the idea of women starving themselves into becoming skeletons (or going vegan, which is just as bad) fucking ridiculous. If you're so dead set on becoming sexy, THEN GET SOME FUCKING EXERCISE. You can get away with eating entire fucking steaks if you took a little time every week to work out. An hour a week will do a lot for you!