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Dear Mr. Jackass,
I just wanted to thank you so much for your silly little prank last night. Pulling the fire alarm twice at 4 AM and waking up 200 people was just the funniest thing ever. All of us on the fourth floor just laughed and laughed about it later. It wasn't at all annoying or horribly obnoxious it was just the bestest.
You'll note the prefix "Mr" while I don't know for sure that you are in fact a male, I feel I must assume so because girls don't do shit like this. I'm sure you're jacking off in your room right now laughing with glee because you're just the shit. Well you're not. You're a stupid fucker who has pissed off a lot of people. I like my sleep and a LOUD ass fire alarm going off twice in one night not so funny and not really going to win you a lot of friends.
So I have two words for you. Fuck off.
Love Jackie 421
I just wanted to thank you so much for your silly little prank last night. Pulling the fire alarm twice at 4 AM and waking up 200 people was just the funniest thing ever. All of us on the fourth floor just laughed and laughed about it later. It wasn't at all annoying or horribly obnoxious it was just the bestest.
You'll note the prefix "Mr" while I don't know for sure that you are in fact a male, I feel I must assume so because girls don't do shit like this. I'm sure you're jacking off in your room right now laughing with glee because you're just the shit. Well you're not. You're a stupid fucker who has pissed off a lot of people. I like my sleep and a LOUD ass fire alarm going off twice in one night not so funny and not really going to win you a lot of friends.
So I have two words for you. Fuck off.
Love Jackie 421