Quotes....
"Never regret something that once made you smile."-Amber Deckers
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."-George Bernard Shaw
"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it"-Mahatma Gandhi
"Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning."-John Henry Cardinal Newman
"Waste not fresh tears over old griefs."-Euripides
"Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty - a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture."-Bertrand Russell
ALCOHOL QUOTES:
"Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets."
"We live for the nights we'll never remember with the people we'll never forget."
"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk."
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
"Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink."
"A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her."
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."-George Bernard Shaw
"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it"-Mahatma Gandhi
"Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning."-John Henry Cardinal Newman
"Waste not fresh tears over old griefs."-Euripides
"Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty - a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture."-Bertrand Russell
ALCOHOL QUOTES:
"Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets."
"We live for the nights we'll never remember with the people we'll never forget."
"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk."
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
"Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink."
"A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her."