Dirty Joke - little red riding hood
I'm hiding this behind a cut tag, for those who don't want to read it. My raft guide yesterday told this one. Warning for the F word.
Little red riding hood is walking through the woods on her way to Grandma's house when a bunny rabbit jumps out and stutters, "Y-y-you better t-t-turn around and go home. The b-b-big bad w-w-wolf is at your Grandma's house. He's gonna pull your little red panties down and fuck your little red socks off."
"No he's not," said little red riding hood. "I've got a surprise for him."
So she continues on down the path and then a dear stops her. He looks scared and he stutters, ""Y-y-you better t-t-turn around and go home. The b-b-big bad w-w-wolf is at your Grandma's house. He's gonna pull your little red panties down and fuck your little red socks off."
"I don't think so," she replied. "I've got a bit of surprise for that big bad wolf."
So off she goes, to Grandma's house. When she gets there she walks inside and sure enough, there's the big bad wolf. "Hey Little Red Riding Hood. Nice of you to join me. Get over here cause I'm gonna pull your little red panties down and fuck your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding Hood reaches into her basket and pulls out a brand new pistol, points it at his head and says, "No you're not. You're gonna come over here, pull my little red panties down, and eat me like the story says."
Little red riding hood is walking through the woods on her way to Grandma's house when a bunny rabbit jumps out and stutters, "Y-y-you better t-t-turn around and go home. The b-b-big bad w-w-wolf is at your Grandma's house. He's gonna pull your little red panties down and fuck your little red socks off."
"No he's not," said little red riding hood. "I've got a surprise for him."
So she continues on down the path and then a dear stops her. He looks scared and he stutters, ""Y-y-you better t-t-turn around and go home. The b-b-big bad w-w-wolf is at your Grandma's house. He's gonna pull your little red panties down and fuck your little red socks off."
"I don't think so," she replied. "I've got a bit of surprise for that big bad wolf."
So off she goes, to Grandma's house. When she gets there she walks inside and sure enough, there's the big bad wolf. "Hey Little Red Riding Hood. Nice of you to join me. Get over here cause I'm gonna pull your little red panties down and fuck your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding Hood reaches into her basket and pulls out a brand new pistol, points it at his head and says, "No you're not. You're gonna come over here, pull my little red panties down, and eat me like the story says."