I hate you St. Valentine
You are the bane of my existance. I hate this Hallmark holiday and all it represents. I know that the only thing I'm missing is a boy, and that I won't find one if I keep looking, but I don't need a holiday to remind me of that. Lame. I hope everyone forgets Tuesday. The only couples that should be celebrated are Johnny and June Carter Cash, and John Lennon and Yoko Ono. The end.