Nov 13, 2004 21:17
And here I am, posting by popular demand, for all those people who post on me, and all those internet stalker types that dont post (a.k.a Rebecca and lipstick top girl). Well, what can I really say.....nothing at all I guess, since I invariably have to sit here and ramble for a few moments in order to come up with anything real to say.....hmm......well, friday night I hung out at BAM as always....I was hanging out with Julie after jana left, when she walked away (for some reason I cant quite put my finger on), nevertheless, I continued the conversation I had been have with her, with myself......It went on for about twenty minutes in a rambling fashion as I waited for the BAM rent-a-cop to come over and ask me to leave, or send me to a loony bin, or whatever rent-a-cops do. I went from talking about talking to myself, to talking about how moving the muscles in your mouth to speak must burn some calories, to talking about how many calories (like, a bajillion by my calculations), to if a monk took a vow of silence he would really have to work out to burn all those calories to make up for not talking, to talking about what if that monk didnt work out? he would get really fat, to What if Amber Rutherford's little brother (who is like what? four feet tall?) didnt ever talk, and he didnt work out, and also he was a monk, and he only sat around on the couch watching tv and eating, and also had an IV full of bar B Q sauce pumping into his bloodstream? He would probably get as fat as that blue chick from Willy wonka and the chocolate factory, cept he wouldnt be blue, and he wouldnt have to chew gum to get that way, cause chewing gum probably burns as many calories and talking does......hmm.......yep, that was my thought process.....looking back on it, I cant believe I remembered all that.....thats kinda scary....
The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.
Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.
I put that on there because MaryB's LJ said to, and I'm afraid of her LJ, like, maybe I'll be at home alone one night watching scary movies, and the phone will ring and it will be her LJ on the other line, just breathing heavily.....oooooh, spooooooky. Oh! this week I found the coolest thing. You can get FREE WATER! Its, like, soooooooooooooooo cool. You just walk up to thes things on the wall (somebody said they were called "water fountains") and press a button and water comes out, and get this, You can get all the water you want! Good quality water, not any of that harmful dihydrogen monoxide stuff they try to peddle off as liquid these days. Yep....I filled up the same mountain dew bottle like, twenty three times the other day from one of these "water fountains".....yep....so, if you havent figured it out by now I'm just going on and on in order to make this the longest possible post.....Hey! I just thought of a cheap way to do it....get ready!!!.....this is the post that doesnt end, it just goes on and on my freinds, some people started writing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on writing it forever just because this is the post that doesnt end, it just goes on and on my freinds, some people started writing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on writing it forever just because this is the post that doesnt end, it just goes on and on my freinds, some people started writing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on writing it forever just because this is the post that doesnt end, it just goes on and on my freinds, some people started writing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on writing it forever just because this is the post that doesnt end, it just goes on and on my freinds, some people started writing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on writing it forever just because this is the post that doesnt end, it just goes on and on my freinds, some people started writing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on writing it forever just because this is the post that doesnt end, it just goes on and on my freinds, some people started writing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on writing it forever just because this is the post that doesnt end, it just goes on and on my freinds, some people started writing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on writing it forever just because this is the *fingers get tired*.....whew......I guess it just ended....hmm....I wonder how many calories I just burned....probably like, a bajillion by my calculations......But, what if there was a monk who took a vow of no typing...would he like, get really fat....hmmm *MaryB's LJ staks up behind Brian witha knife*
Useless fact: A healthy adult can draw in about 200 to 300 cubic inches (3.3 to 4.9 liters) of air at a single breath, but at rest only about 5% of this volume is used.
Moment of Zen: Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.