All the news that is News...
Lets see....seems like ages since I posted on here, and so much has happened. First of all, the most important thing on my mind is my great-grandmother. As I type this she is lying in the ICU of a hospital in moulton. They took her there yesterday after she had a mild heart attack. Tests showed that she was developing blood clots in her lungs and heart. She had low blood pressure, low heart rate, and was unnable to take in enough oxygen to keep her alive. They had her hooked up to more machines than anakin skywalker at the end of episode 3. Today, the doctor came in and examined her. They were able to remove the resporator, though her breathing hadn't inproved and she was able to speak. After his examination, the doctor reported that we really shouldn't get our hopes up and that all that could be done for her is to try and make her comfortable for what time is left. She's 92...
In other news, trying to draw a new comic, Ousama was in a wreck, and I am a jerk for not calling him yesterday on his birthday (Sorry Sama...). Found out towels are an extremely lethal weapons, as are combs...and cows. Saw the coolest knife at Whiley's the other day. A Smith & Wesson search and rescue knife. and lord knows the one thing I need right now is another sharp pointy object.
Breaking Story: You can find out alot about a person by their myspace. Kera is going out with a 29 year old....and as if that werent sickening enough, he has a KID!!! Still tripping out about that. *Shudders*
Well...thats about it. Except, if any of you guys want to assist me in a contest I wanna enter let me know. The contest is from a zombie site of which I am a member and is as follows: Two hunters find a mangled, decayed corpse in the woods outside of Steubenville, Ohio. Around the body are a pair of binoculars, a birdwatching guide and a camera mounted on a tripod. Police investigate and identify the deceased as Ferdinand de Grool, a 73-year old local resident and birding enthusiast. They speculate that he was killed and partially eaten by a bear. But the medical examiner makes a couple of startling findings: De Grool's brain is gone and he has bite marks on his body consistent with those from a human.When police develop the film in de Grool's camera, they find about a dozen shots of a woodpecker hammering away on a tree. And then, one last picture on the roll. A picture that leaves no doubt that the killer of Ferdinand de Grool was a zombie (or zombies). The challenge is to create the last picture that Ferdinand de Grool ever took. If anyone wants to help, I can get ahold of some stage blood or something and try to make it look real.
Also on that note. Check out http://www.FVZA.org , It is my dream site. all about the FVZA (Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency). Anyways...thats all the relevent data from my life.
Currently Watching: Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Batman Begins (DVD ha NO Features!!! WTF!!) The Colber Report.
Currently Playing: Shadow of the Colossus (Most incredible and beutiful game ever!)
Currently Listening: Hitchhicker's Guide audio book, Teh Noob Song- Pure Pwnage, World of Warcraft is a feeling- Pure Pwnage.
Currently Writing: Comparative essay for English 101 comparing life before and after a zombie attack.
Currently Reading: America (The Book)
Favorite Exerpts of the week: "The Third Duchess of Kent's boorish manners and Vulgar language made the Fifth Earl of Norwich look like the Ninth Viscount of Shropshire."
Guess what this is a reference to and I'll give you a nickle: "On the other hand, too many laws can result in outright tyranny, particularly if one of those laws is 'Kneel before Zod.'"
Useless Fact: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
Moment of Zen: A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say, "That's dynamite, baby."
In other news, trying to draw a new comic, Ousama was in a wreck, and I am a jerk for not calling him yesterday on his birthday (Sorry Sama...). Found out towels are an extremely lethal weapons, as are combs...and cows. Saw the coolest knife at Whiley's the other day. A Smith & Wesson search and rescue knife. and lord knows the one thing I need right now is another sharp pointy object.
Breaking Story: You can find out alot about a person by their myspace. Kera is going out with a 29 year old....and as if that werent sickening enough, he has a KID!!! Still tripping out about that. *Shudders*
Well...thats about it. Except, if any of you guys want to assist me in a contest I wanna enter let me know. The contest is from a zombie site of which I am a member and is as follows: Two hunters find a mangled, decayed corpse in the woods outside of Steubenville, Ohio. Around the body are a pair of binoculars, a birdwatching guide and a camera mounted on a tripod. Police investigate and identify the deceased as Ferdinand de Grool, a 73-year old local resident and birding enthusiast. They speculate that he was killed and partially eaten by a bear. But the medical examiner makes a couple of startling findings: De Grool's brain is gone and he has bite marks on his body consistent with those from a human.When police develop the film in de Grool's camera, they find about a dozen shots of a woodpecker hammering away on a tree. And then, one last picture on the roll. A picture that leaves no doubt that the killer of Ferdinand de Grool was a zombie (or zombies). The challenge is to create the last picture that Ferdinand de Grool ever took. If anyone wants to help, I can get ahold of some stage blood or something and try to make it look real.
Also on that note. Check out http://www.FVZA.org , It is my dream site. all about the FVZA (Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency). Anyways...thats all the relevent data from my life.
Currently Watching: Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Batman Begins (DVD ha NO Features!!! WTF!!) The Colber Report.
Currently Playing: Shadow of the Colossus (Most incredible and beutiful game ever!)
Currently Listening: Hitchhicker's Guide audio book, Teh Noob Song- Pure Pwnage, World of Warcraft is a feeling- Pure Pwnage.
Currently Writing: Comparative essay for English 101 comparing life before and after a zombie attack.
Currently Reading: America (The Book)
Favorite Exerpts of the week: "The Third Duchess of Kent's boorish manners and Vulgar language made the Fifth Earl of Norwich look like the Ninth Viscount of Shropshire."
Guess what this is a reference to and I'll give you a nickle: "On the other hand, too many laws can result in outright tyranny, particularly if one of those laws is 'Kneel before Zod.'"
Useless Fact: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
Moment of Zen: A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say, "That's dynamite, baby."