The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
I think hell has frozen over. Tom Price...has....a...girlfriend. I mean, come to think of it, there's no real reason that he shouldnt have a girlfriend, but WTF!! AAAAAnyways...
At work, brian is reading TIME magazine at his register. A customer walks up.
Brian: *sighs and slowely puts the magazine down*
Man: Whats Wrong?
Brian: Well, helping you is really cutting into my sitting around time.
Man: *laughs* Are you a comedian
Brian: No.....
Man: *hands brian a business card* Here, call me in about three weeks
Its a business card for some film studio....Like he wants to put me in a movie or something. Personally I think he's full of shit, Sama thinks maybe he wants me in porn....I dunno...But it sounds neat.
I've been writing my own working version of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and just put in entry #36. It's gonna be awesome. When we get to the end of the semester in my Web Design class, I'm going to turn the whoooole thing into a massive website.....
Also, Naruto is teh Coolest!!
Useless Fact: The YKK on the zipper of your Levis stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
Moment of Zen: If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.
At work, brian is reading TIME magazine at his register. A customer walks up.
Brian: *sighs and slowely puts the magazine down*
Man: Whats Wrong?
Brian: Well, helping you is really cutting into my sitting around time.
Man: *laughs* Are you a comedian
Brian: No.....
Man: *hands brian a business card* Here, call me in about three weeks
Its a business card for some film studio....Like he wants to put me in a movie or something. Personally I think he's full of shit, Sama thinks maybe he wants me in porn....I dunno...But it sounds neat.
I've been writing my own working version of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and just put in entry #36. It's gonna be awesome. When we get to the end of the semester in my Web Design class, I'm going to turn the whoooole thing into a massive website.....
Also, Naruto is teh Coolest!!
Useless Fact: The YKK on the zipper of your Levis stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
Moment of Zen: If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.