Risking bliss in the name of curiosity...
I think it would be cool to be a hitman....I'm not really sure if there's a big market for it, but alot of people seem to want alot of other people dead, soo....at least one or two of them are bound to be willing to pay for it right? I had a dream the other night that I was the hulk.....It was basically me like I am normally, cept all greem...and I could make shirts rip at will. I read something about Karma the other day, some guy refused to give change to a homeless guy and the next day he came down with appendicitis and almost died...Like whoa! It would be weird if Karma was always in such a specific mode. Like, say....you axe murder a samoan family, then four years later you get hit by a train.....While on the 15th floor of a building.....Your like, sitting at a desk and you hear a train whistle. So you turn around and there is a train flying towards you... "Whoa,....is that....thats....whoa...Hey pete get in here!"
"Yo.....whoa....man, is that a train?!"
"Yeah....I think it is....But...."
"Arent we on the 15th floor?"
"Yeah....I mean...umm....whoa..."
"But..."
"Hey Carol c'mere a minute"
"Yes sir?"
"Look out that window.."
"what.....Whoa....Is that a trian?"
"Yeah I thin **CCCCCRRAAAASSSSHHH!!!1!!11!!!**
Then you end up in limbo, all by your lonesome for about 15 years, then Carol and Pete show up..
"Hey!! What happened, where have you guys been??"
"well....umm..the train only hit you..."
"What!!!!"
So...if that happened...imagine how many trains the Kharma guy will spend on Osama Bin Laden and George Bush...like, Whoa...it'll rain trains from da heavens.
Currently Reading: So long and thanks for all the fish
Currently Playing: Battlefield 2, Incredible Hulk, Hitman Contracts
Currently Watching: Sin City, Clerks tenth anniversary edition
Useless Fact: There is a sea squirt found in the seas near Japan that digests its own brain. When the sea squirt is mature, it permanently attaches itself to a rock. At this point it does not need to move anymore and has no need for a brain. So, waste not want not, it eats it.
Moment of Zen: Life is like a grapefruit, it's sort of orange-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. Its got pips inside too. And some people have half a one for breakfast.
"Yo.....whoa....man, is that a train?!"
"Yeah....I think it is....But...."
"Arent we on the 15th floor?"
"Yeah....I mean...umm....whoa..."
"But..."
"Hey Carol c'mere a minute"
"Yes sir?"
"Look out that window.."
"what.....Whoa....Is that a trian?"
"Yeah I thin **CCCCCRRAAAASSSSHHH!!!1!!11!!!**
Then you end up in limbo, all by your lonesome for about 15 years, then Carol and Pete show up..
"Hey!! What happened, where have you guys been??"
"well....umm..the train only hit you..."
"What!!!!"
So...if that happened...imagine how many trains the Kharma guy will spend on Osama Bin Laden and George Bush...like, Whoa...it'll rain trains from da heavens.
Currently Reading: So long and thanks for all the fish
Currently Playing: Battlefield 2, Incredible Hulk, Hitman Contracts
Currently Watching: Sin City, Clerks tenth anniversary edition
Useless Fact: There is a sea squirt found in the seas near Japan that digests its own brain. When the sea squirt is mature, it permanently attaches itself to a rock. At this point it does not need to move anymore and has no need for a brain. So, waste not want not, it eats it.
Moment of Zen: Life is like a grapefruit, it's sort of orange-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. Its got pips inside too. And some people have half a one for breakfast.