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Belladonna Beineke || Musical Spawnlings

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4

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[Obviously their kid would have to qualify as an impossibility. But it's the child of a ghost and an Addams, so the impossible should be expected.

And being dead totally has certain perks, like having a bit more energy than a living person. Which he's totally using to chase after their spawn.]

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[crazierthanmost]

[Bella will just be sitting here, reading Jekyll and Hyde and pretending that she is not watching the two of you over the top of it. Nope. Not at all. This is not cute and she is not amused.]

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[Give in to the cute side Bella, you know you want to~

Especially considering Gomez 2.0 is making a mad dash to jump on her lap, ignoring the fact that she's reading. Because their son is a charming little attention whore.]

That icon is not fair...how can she say no to that...

[crazierthanmost]

[No. There is no cute side. Only the dark side, with it's arsenic laced cookies.

But since she had been watching, she is totally prepared and sets her book aside to catch Gomez, kissing the top of his head. Attention whore? She wonders just where he gets that.]

Even Bella can't say no to the puppy eyes~

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[He's seen her cute side. True, it involved arsenic cookies in the shape of spiders and iced to look like black widows, but still.

He resembles resents that remark! But, since he didn't hear her say anything like that, Gabe leans in and kisses her temple.] How's your book?

Apparently not....It explains Blaine and now Gabe

[crazierthanmost]

[That wasn't cute. That was...well, she wasn't sure what it was, but it wasn't cute. And it was nice having people around who could actually stomach her cooking. It was one of the many things she loved about Gabe.

Yes. Loved. Don't make a big deal over it.] Delightfully dreary. I'm getting on to Jekyll's suicide. It's always been my favorite part. Though I do feel a bit sorry for poor Mr. Hyde.

She obviously has a type.

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[It was definitely cute. Especially the way Gomez started using them to attack the moths on the cyanide cupcakes.

He won't. At least, he won't right now.] Why would you feel bad? It's not like it's the end.

Re: She obviously has a type.

[crazierthanmost]

[Yeah...she used to do that. And use them to chase Rick around the house...you know, back before she started using butcher knives and battle axes.

Good.] True. But he spends most of the novel stuck inside Jekyll. That would be like being stuck inside of Rick...

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[Which Gabe has to admit also sounds pretty adorable in some strange twisted way.]

So death would just be a release, wouldn't it?

[crazierthanmost]

[When you're an Addams...]

Hmmm...I suppose it would be...yes...

[There's a small smirk and then her attention is drawn away from Gabe by the monster on her lap who is now screaming about 'the chair'.] Oh no...you're still much too young for that.

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[Gabe still isn't sure if being an Addams is any weirder than being a Goodman, honestly.

And is now giving Bella a very amused look.] I don't know, I think he could handle it.

[crazierthanmost]

[Probably not. The Addams are just more vocal about it...and have better toys.]

[Don't give her that look.] He's two... [And she was three the first time she was shocked...she probably would have been younger had Lucas not insisted on waiting.]

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[And totally embrace the fact that they're weird.]

And may technically qualify as being undead so he'd probably be fine.

[crazierthanmost]

[That too.]

You think? [And yes, she may look just the tiniest bit excited at this prospect because...well...it's the electric chair. It's her favorite stress release and she wants more than anything to share it with her kid.]

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Yeah. Anyway, what's the worst that could happen? [Besides death, of course. Which, considering he's Gabe's son? Wouldn't be such a big deal, honestly.]