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Meme: The Parenting Meme

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Sam Goode | The Lorien Legacies | special slightly older edition goodenessknows June 24 2011, 23:50:45 UTC

02! Haha! illumenategarde June 25 2011, 00:49:39 UTC

What's going on?

asdkjhfasj goodenessknows June 25 2011, 00:51:20 UTC

[OH DEAR GOD WAS THAT HER WATER JUST BREAKING.

IT WAS, WASN'T IT.] What do you think is going on?!

So sorry, darling. illumenategarde June 25 2011, 04:05:34 UTC

[Wide eyes and a pout because you yelled.]

Okay, it's okay... Just, uh, what do you need?

[Clueless Four is clueless.]

Sam says DDDD: forever. goodenessknows June 25 2011, 04:07:10 UTC

[She doesn't care about your pout right now, Four, because SHE IS HAVING A BABY.] The hospital! We should go to the hospital!

I can't stay DX illumenategarde June 25 2011, 04:17:38 UTC

There, uh, may be a problem with that...

's okay, I'm about to go to bed. goodenessknows June 25 2011, 04:19:24 UTC

What?

[There is stuff dripping down her leg, Four, so you had better fix this RIGHT NOW.]

Night xx illumenategarde June 25 2011, 04:22:55 UTC

Well, see, Garde don't go to hospital because they heal fast. And because hospitals ask too many questions... You can't go to hospital. That baby is most likely half Garde and, well, it could be interesting... I love you?

[Oh dear, Four...]

goodenessknows June 25 2011, 16:37:16 UTC

What?!

[She may be hyperventilating slightly. PLEASE TELL HER THIS IS A JOKE.]

illumenategarde June 25 2011, 23:26:04 UTC

Baby, baby, I'm sorry, I'm so fucking sorry.

goodenessknows June 26 2011, 00:27:10 UTC

[asdkjfaks. ajskdfkasfd! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE HAS TO HAVE THIS KID WITH NO DOCTORS OR DRUGS?

Sam is not generally violent, but she's really fighting the urge to punch him right now. And oh look, there goes a contraction.]

illumenategarde June 26 2011, 05:21:51 UTC

[She's scaring him. This whole thing is scaring him.]

I... love you?

[Cuddle time!]

goodenessknows June 26 2011, 15:30:58 UTC

[That is not incredibly helpful right now, especially when she's just trying to concentrate on getting past this contraction.]

You're supposed to time those.

illumenategarde June 27 2011, 22:10:43 UTC

[He puts his arm around her.]

Here, lie down. Do you want Henri? He'll know what to do...

goodenessknows June 27 2011, 22:20:35 UTC

No!

[She doesn't want Henri, she wants the dude that got her knocked up.]

illumenategarde June 27 2011, 22:27:51 UTC

Okay, okay...

[He gets her to their bed and lays her down. He makes a face at the thought of the next few hours.]

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