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PICK UP LINES
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.