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Dec 16, 2006 19:08

Psst, Lily!

I need some advice, but you have to come alone. You know where to find me.

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vilyofthelalley December 16 2006, 19:10:56 UTC
You know, Remus, I don't think the library is such a secret location anymore.

I'm here! What can I help you with?

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moopylunin December 16 2006, 19:17:42 UTC
Well you're probably right, but as it's exactly where people would expect to find me I'm preempting them by staying here, because surely if someone expects me to be here they'll look everywhere else first because it's too obvious that I'd hide here.

Do you see?

Anyway. It's about- well, you and James are- you're together now, aren't you?

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vilyofthelalley December 16 2006, 19:24:01 UTC
I - well. I trust your reasoning.

Yes, I think so. Mostly. Yes.

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moopylunin December 16 2006, 19:26:58 UTC
That's close enough. So you know that it's his birthday today? Well of course you do, he hasn't stopped talking about it for the last fortnight, but I was just wondering. What are you going to give him?

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vilyofthelalley December 16 2006, 19:33:04 UTC
Oh I know! I wasn't really sure, I have an illustrated book of life threatening Quidditch maneuvers, which I am going to give him- but also I was considering giving him a- you know. Favour of sorts.

If you know what I mean?

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moopylunin December 16 2006, 19:34:14 UTC
Like doing his Charms homework?

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vilyofthelalley December 16 2006, 19:37:53 UTC
Well. Think more naked.

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moopylunin December 16 2006, 19:43:04 UTC
Naked homework?

Oh wait. OH. Right. Sorry.

Yeah, I think he'll love it.

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vilyofthelalley December 16 2006, 19:46:23 UTC
Of course he will.

What are you getting him?

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moopylunin December 16 2006, 19:49:39 UTC
I have absolutely no idea. I'm rubbish at presents.

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vilyofthelalley December 16 2006, 19:55:08 UTC
Oh hey! Don't say that. You've always got me really good presents. That second hand Charms Almanac with all the annotations that turned out to be from Grimswyck the Wise- It's one of my most prized possessions!

Have you had any ideas, even little ones?

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moopylunin December 16 2006, 20:00:36 UTC
Oh, thank you. I'm very pleased to hear it.

Not really. Maybe I could give him a bottle of my dad's homemade gin. That stuff's lethal.

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vilyofthelalley December 16 2006, 20:03:36 UTC
I'm sure he would love that- he feels manly when he drinks strong alcohol.

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moopylunin December 16 2006, 20:04:31 UTC
Good. Now that only leaves the problem of what to give Sirius.

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vilyofthelalley December 16 2006, 20:08:50 UTC
I got him a really disgustingly foppish cologne. But you probably have to get him something far more personal.

I don't really know enough about Sirius to say.

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moopylunin December 16 2006, 20:15:42 UTC
The problem is that in his strange and unhinged mind, I'm a girl, which means I have to give him something thoughtful.

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